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Location: Under Your Mom's Meat Flaps!
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So, I decided to "Poll" a few people and get what they think about you finally hitting your 30's ...
I dug up some pics and decided to share this one ... ... it's of you, at 1/10th your current age, and certainly giving us a glimpse of what was to come:
This lead to MANY empty wishes and tries in life ... I wasn't sure if this was a wish of yours or Baggie's gone wrong:
Here's your cake from that lovely day ... ... which you yourself called the bakery and changed the wording, unbeknownst to mom at the time ... they just couldn't fit the "Love, Ramone" part on it in time:
Anyway, enough of the past; let's move to modern day and the wishes to you from others; shall we?
We finally found a celebrity who has the same zeal for birthdays as you ... you should recognize the "model" for this pic; if not, we'll tell you in a few minutes:
And now, this is from your new neighbors, the Dingles-Berry family:
... and here's Suze's rendering of herself singing her best wishes to you:
This is from the girl that works for you at the Auto Parts store; she posed for it herself, we had to obtain special permission from her to use her image with Bruce - The AssKicker- Lee, (she wanted to pull out at the last minute, she originally thought we said -The AssLICKER-):
... and, of course, Timmy's always good for a birthday wish or two:
Moving on,
Overall, breast wishes for your new decade of life:
Enjoy your newer, updated cake; it's custom made to your exact specifications:
And, now, we offer just a preview of what's to come for your next birthday; ... now that you've breached "the age":
But we'll get into that next year .... Crappy Birthday, and continue on that slalom toward death like the rest of us!
btw dave... I do have to say one good thing abour your post.... you happend to have found one of my all time favorite vids there..... I can't watch that one without laughing...
