My cock has a scab on it, the muscles above my pelvic bone are sore, my penis is chaffed, my hair follicles are red and irritated and both ass cheeks are terribly sore. I feel abused.
(Sorry yo, I didn't make it to Circuit City to pick up a video camera.)
The day started off bloody. I got the beard trimmer scissors out, and started trimming my pubes. Shaping that forest up nicely. Obviously I wasn't paying close enough attention and snipped the top of my dick skin. OH MY GOD. It so hurt badly, and bled slightly. I thought I was ruined - how could I have sex that night when my dick hurt so bad??? Jumped in the shower, and AAAAHHHHHH the water from the shower head hitting my cut dick hurt like 5000 paper cuts slicing my penis. Whew that sting was terrible. Put a little neosporine on the cut, and amazingly it scabbed over fairly quickly and gave me no problems during the hours of fucking, stroking and sucking that came later.
Earlier in the week I decided that I was NOT going to get any roses, flowers, candy, whatever else for "J" for Valentine's Day. We talked about doing something "trashy" earlier in the week, sort of making a mockery of the day. I planned on going to Red Lobster (haha) but it was packed with people who actually thought taking a date to Red Lobster is classy. We ended up going to some local fish joint. It was tasty. Got our Margarita drink on. Next, we went to this hilarious sketch comedy thing called "Gag Reflex". Pretty raunchy and we were both feeling it. We kissed and caressed some. They had complimentary champagne, so I made sure to get good use out of that. Finally we end the night out at this local porn superstore called the MegapleXXX. Not suprisingly it was busy as fuck. Though most of the couples in there were a 7 or an 8 on a 10-point creepiness scale. She was a little uncomfortable so we left, empty handed.
Get back to my place and watch Ghoulies, and have some Sangiovese and Dark Chocolate raisins. Nothing puts you in the mood like Ghoulies does.
After the movie, we debate putting in Ghoulies 2 and I start rubbing her tits and rubbing my now pulsing throb against her pants. We strip down and make out, I finger fuck her and get her aching for me. Into the bedroom we go...
We fuck 10 ways to Sunday, (including doggy style which I actually did much better with!) I stood while she squated in front of me on the bed. Condoms blow. I can't finish with them on. We turn on some hot porn from Xvideos.com com, and I just can't blow my load. So she gives me a sloppy bj and that does the trick. We fall asleep...
... but the fun was just beginning. Sunday we woke up about 1:30pm (we'd been up till 6am Sat.) and head to Waffle House. We still had the smell of crazy sex on us and the waitress (black chick) just looked at us and laughed. "Looks like y'all had a good time last night!" she says, and "J" was like "Oh we had many good times last night."
We finish up and head back to my place. Watch a bit of CNN and I slowly take her clothes off again on the couch. We're in our undies, and I start dry humping her with my boner until she can't stand it and whispers "I want your cock so badly." I wanted to fuck her right there with no condom, because it felt so far away to get one (15 feet to the bed room). I grabbed one, put it on in record time, and came back out and fucked her hard on the couch. After a bit we head to the bed room and start rolling in the sack again. Doggy, missionary, multiple modified missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, and damn I'm starting to hurt. My dick ain't used to having boners for so long. Plus her thighs hitting the inside of my thighs is starting to become really uncomfortable and slightly painful. I tell her I have some lube, so she grabs it and literally pours it over me. She used way too much. My dick was drowning.
It felt good on the one hand, in that it soothed my sore thighs, but it felt disgusting on the other hand - just sticky, goopy, slippery and too fucking wet. But we worked on it and I got into. I was slapping her ass hard and she kept telling me to slap it harder. She was slapping my ass and biting my nipples hard. Getting dirty! We talked like the dirtiest porn stars you can think of. WOW she was like "I love the feeling of your cock in my little cunt" and shit like that. That was driving me crazy, and I drove her proclaiming "I am going to fuck you until you've cummed like never before."
That was a little premonition I had I guess. She found this awesome position that we hadn't tried yet, where she basically is just laying on top of me (a lot of skin contact). I was so close to finally cumming inside her, but before I could she had an intense orgasm where she quivered and writhed over my cock and screamed so loud I thought the neighbors would call the cops hahaha. I mean Jesus H. She laid on me for about 5 minutes afterward, in a big mess of lube, sweat, pussy juice and saliva. It was raw. She was like "You make me feel so dirty when we have sex." Niiice. Dirty little whore. My ass cheeks hurt from fucking her missionary style for so long. Squeezing my cheeks with every thrust. Ow.
Anyway, after that she suggested we take a shower together. I was a little hesitant at first -- that seems much more intimate that I would like things to be, but fug it. I did and I liked it.
She wants to come over sometime and cook me dinner this week, and generally I feel like she wants to see more of me than before. Uh oh. Plus she went home in one of my shirts. Double uh oh.
When I smell her shirt that she left over, I get a maxed out boner. I'm starting to really like her smell...
... which reminds me. She does this weird thing when she's horny and puts her face in my nuts/gooch area and inhales deeply through her nose taking in my precious manly smell. I guess my smell makes her hot for me. Still feels a little odd when she's rubbing her nose down there and sniff sniff sniffing.
She was like "You make me feel so dirty when we have sex." Niiice. Dirty little whore. My ass cheeks hurt from fucking her missionary style for so long. Squeezing my cheeks with every thrust. Ow.