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Uhm (((Hello))) micheal jackson and Farrah just died.....
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Suzie
Fri Jun 26 2009, 02:50pm Print
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I don't care what michael did at home...
.....I love him, because his music, was phoenominal...and he
was fucking weird and I can relate.

Farrah always has been and always will be an angel.
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kell
Fri Jun 26 2009, 05:18pm
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*nods* as I grab my crotch and yell EEEHEE!
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Zoomie
Fri Jun 26 2009, 05:23pm
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Can't resist...

New at McDonalds, the McJackson! 50 year old meat between 8 year old buns...
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Juniper
Fri Jun 26 2009, 07:40pm
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OMG
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Suzie
Fri Jun 26 2009, 07:54pm
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The little boy asks mom,

Is God male or female ?

Mom replies, "Both"

Is God black or white ?

Mom again replies, "Both"

Is God gay or straight ?

And again Mom says, "Both"

Little boy says, "Well, I guess that settles it. Michael Jackson is God."


....zooomie you bad boy.
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Suzie
Fri Jun 26 2009, 07:59pm
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"What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?"

"One's made of plastic and dangerous for children to play with. The other one, well, you put your groceries in it!"
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Juniper
Sat Jun 27 2009, 01:17am
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OMFG!!! L O L !!!!!!
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kell
Sat Jun 27 2009, 04:03am
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Due to the fact that Michael Jackson was 99 percent plastic, he will be melted down into Lego Blocks so the kids can play with him for a change. Edited Sat Jun 27 2009, 04:13am
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kell
Sat Jun 27 2009, 04:07am
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Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney films?


A: Disney films can still touch kids.
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kell
Sat Jun 27 2009, 04:14am
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OK OK....I'm gonna go beat it now!
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Thrash
Sun Jun 28 2009, 09:10pm
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Oh, w3rd ....
I wanna join in too!

Apparently there going to cremate micheal jackson and put his ashes in a etcher sketcher so kids can still play with him

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what was micheals last big hit?

the floor

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What do the Australian cricket team and latoya jackson have in common ?

They’ll both be taking the ashes home this summer.

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Latest news reports that MJ did not die of Heart Attack. It was confirmed that MJ died of “Food Poisoning”. Apparently he had just eaten some 12 year old nuts.

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What did Michael Jackson and K-Mart have in common a week ago?
They both had little boys underwear half off.

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WHEN THE EMT GUYS WENT TO MICHAEL JACKSONS HOUSE THERE WERE TWO LITTLE KIDS SITTING IN A BUCKET OF ICE. THE EMT GUY ASKED HIS BODYGUARD WHY THEY WERE THERE AND HE SAID MICHAEL ALWAYS LIKED A FEW COLD ONES IN THE AFTERNOON!

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Michael Jackson didn’t die of a heart attack in the hospital ward. He died in the children’s ward whilst having a stroke.

Q: What are they going to do with Michael Jackson’s body ?
A: Melt him down into plastic cups so the little kids can lick his rims

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I’m amazed Michael didn’t die from food poisoning since he liked to eat 10 year old wieners.

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Q: why is micheal jaksons time of death (3:15) so significant?
A: because the big hand is on the little hand!

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michael Jacksons body has been recycled, most of him is now plastic bags, trouble is he’s still too dangerous for young children.

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Michael Jackson’s ashes will be placed in sandboxes around the country y’all, so he can still get up kids pants.

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Seskel
Mon Jun 29 2009, 06:11am
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When Farrah died she asked God to make all the children of the world safe.... and then Michael Jackson died.
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emmabolism
Sat Jul 04 2009, 05:44am
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What is Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson expecting for Christmas?

Patrick Swayze
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Thrash
Sat Jul 04 2009, 11:11pm
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hahahahahahaha
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