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Oh, w3rd .... I wanna join in too!
Apparently there going to cremate micheal jackson and put his ashes in a etcher sketcher so kids can still play with him
what was micheals last big hit?
What do the Australian cricket team and latoya jackson have in common ?
Theyâ€™ll both be taking the ashes home this summer.
Latest news reports that MJ did not die of Heart Attack. It was confirmed that MJ died of â€œFood Poisoningâ€. Apparently he had just eaten some 12 year old nuts.
What did Michael Jackson and K-Mart have in common a week ago? They both had little boys underwear half off.
WHEN THE EMT GUYS WENT TO MICHAEL JACKSONS HOUSE THERE WERE TWO LITTLE KIDS SITTING IN A BUCKET OF ICE. THE EMT GUY ASKED HIS BODYGUARD WHY THEY WERE THERE AND HE SAID MICHAEL ALWAYS LIKED A FEW COLD ONES IN THE AFTERNOON!
Michael Jackson didnâ€™t die of a heart attack in the hospital ward. He died in the childrenâ€™s ward whilst having a stroke.
Q: What are they going to do with Michael Jacksonâ€™s body ? A: Melt him down into plastic cups so the little kids can lick his rims
Iâ€™m amazed Michael didnâ€™t die from food poisoning since he liked to eat 10 year old wieners.
Q: why is micheal jaksons time of death (3:15) so significant? A: because the big hand is on the little hand!
michael Jacksons body has been recycled, most of him is now plastic bags, trouble is heâ€™s still too dangerous for young children.
Michael Jacksonâ€™s ashes will be placed in sandboxes around the country yâ€™all, so he can still get up kids pants.