n : deductive reasoning in which a conclusion is derived from two premises
In other words, you take two statements that are true and tie them into some kind of conclusion (no matter how fucked up that conclusion is) which will prove the validity of your findings automatically....
Example: 1. God is Love 2. Love is Blind so it follows... 3. Stevie Wonder is God...
another one: 1. Dragons like things that are crunchy 2. Human Bones are crunchy so..... 3. I must taste really good with catsup or steak sauce...
C'mon... we're all creative here... come up with some of your own.. this thread's great... you can sit there... get high, and make up true stuff all day..
1. eggs have dead baby chicken inside 2. chickens have eggs therefore eating chicken and eggs is a mother and her children being killed and disposed of.
1.asp is an intelligent and creative articulate master of smart ass verbal assalt. 2. thrash is an equal match for asps razer sharp wit and sarcasm. therfore they should not invite extremly sensitive studderers that have convultions from stress to holiday dinners with their family.
1.asp is a bitch 2.thrash is a bitch therefore 3.they both should be slapped like a bitches? *smiles*
that of corse was outragous fucked up conclution...heh heh!
George Bush has partial ownership of Oil Companies in the US There is Oil in Iraq THEREFORE George Bush is a greedy mother fucker that will put innocent Americans to death in order to make a profit!
Gay people are happy Lovernios is gay THEREFORE Lovernios is happy!
MOST of you have the idea.. the key is to somehow tie in the last thing to the first two lines of truth... a good example is the one that follows...
"suzette" wrote ... 1.asp is an intelligent and creative articulate master of smart ass verbal assalt. 2. thrash is an equal match for asps razer sharp wit and sarcasm. therfore they should not invite extremly sensitive studderers that have convultions from stress to holiday dinners with their family.
Another good example is the one that Luthos posted.. Nice job, Suz on the one above... but then you lose points for this one...
wrote ... 1.asp is a bitch 2.thrash is a bitch therefore 3.they both should be slapped like a bitches? *smiles*
*shrugs* oh well... we're all fair game here...
Another one for the game...
1. Dave and I are of Polish ancestry 2. Polish people eat Polish Sausage known as Keilbasa ERGO 3. Thrash is a pathetic Keilbasa-Kisser
Suz, since you took a shot at me heh.... allow me the honor of using my "razer" sharp intellect to spout something about you
1. Suz is a recovering drug addict 2. Courtney Love is a recovering drug addict So.... 3. Suz is actually Courtney Love
Not my best, but it's also three in the morning here
1. Lovernios is a letter carrier 2. Postmen are known to 'snap' and cause mass fatalities so.. 3. Better stay on Lovernios' good side and make an offer to re-load for him when the time comes...
sorry about the bitch thing.....I did'nt mean it. I felt like such a suck-up after I finished the intelligent articulate master thing......fear of intimacy I guess. *smiles* can I have my points back now?
1.patients use drugs 2.suz used drugs therefore 3.suz wants to have more patient friends
in my story......in the sex forum. its been there awhile now. ............... I worshipped your dick like a cross.....on my knees. no reach around tho. you should read it sometime.
*shrugs* oh well... we're all fair game here...