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Asphole by lovernios, completed August 25, 20005
loverniosAbout you...
AspholeOkey dokey
loverniosAge? Asphole26
loverniosName? AspholeDan
loverniosWhere are you from? AspholeA rich and snotty state known as Connecticut
loverniosHow did you end up there? AspholeWell, when two people REALLY like each other... They tend to start to gravitate towards one another... These days it's not unusual for these people to be of the same gender... However, around 35 years ago or so (I think), two special people got together... and the Male said "Wow... You're pretty sweet!" and the female said "You know, it's cause my little brother sprayed me with coca-cola as I was leaving the house!" These two eventually got together, got married, produced three offspring, and I'm one of them
loverniosAre you married, single or mingle? AspholeOne vote for "Mingle," and a nice abuse of the english language there, Mike.
loverniosWhat was your high school experience like? AspholeJust that, an experience... It wasn't easy for me to follow my two older brothers... Well, you all know Dave.. Just imagine what I had to go through... "Oh, Great! We have yet ANOTHER one in class this year..." I heard that all the time.. However, we *DO* have one accolade that we're proud of... Our family holds the state record for retiring teachers... Last time I counted, it was 15 or so...
loverniosAny further studies beyond that? AspholeLittle college, and then into the school of hard knocks..
loverniosWhat specific subject do you feel you know better than any other subject and why? AspholeHeh.. Depends.. I'm good at psychology... However, I did like English class as well...
loverniosWhat is it about you that people enjoy? Aspholefucking with their heads...
loverniosWhat are some things about people you don't enjoy? AspholePeople can be so FUCKING ANNOYING!!!!
loverniosWhat is your personality like when you've had a few (not too many!)? AspholeI can actually say I don't know... I've never allowed my self to get drunk... BUZZED yes, but not drunk..
loverniosLife...
Asphole...or something like it
loverniosWhat is your career/job at the moment? AspholeRetail management of one of the larger automotive parts stores in the U.S.
loverniosHow's that working out for you? AspholeBeen 8 years... I'd say not bad..
loverniosWhat is your plan for the next ten years? AspholeI don't think that far ahead... I have a theory that if you look that far ahead, you're leaving yourself open for possible depression when/if your 'dreams' don't come to fruition
loverniosDo you have alot of friends or a rather small circle of close friends? AspholeI know a lot of people, but that's not what you're asking.. So I'd have to say it's on the smaller side of good, quality people...
loverniosWhat is important to you when it comes to a friend? AspholeThey have to know how to listen properly.. I listen to people all the time, and I'd say that when it's time to come to return the favor, SHADDUP AND PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT THE FUCK I WANNA TALK ABOUT!!!
loverniosWhat was the biggest sin ever committed against you? AspholeThat's the kinda thing that will stay in the family... But, Let's just say that Dave knows what I mean when I say "Number 2 with the Hell-Spawn"
loverniosWhat is the overall theme or storyline for your life thus far? AspholeGOOD QUESTION... I'd have to say I love proving people wrong that tell me that I can't do something... that's how I've gotten so far in my career, and all the other ones I've 'passed up'...
loverniosWhat is the worst time you've ever had with your friends? AspholeTo me, there really is no "worst time" with friends..
loverniosWhat is the best time you remember with friends? AspholePretty much all of the time... I consider myself a people-person... but only for the right people...
loverniosWhat was the best year of your life? Asphole1997
loverniosPractical ....
Asphole....Magic.. Sandra Bullock and Nicole Kidman... Decent Movie.. Had that Kovac dude from ER in it too...
loverniosDo you do much around the house? AspholeWe try to share the chores, but sometimes, you're just so tired... then you feel like shit because you're not pulling your own weight...
loverniosYou must shovel some snow on occasion? AspholeNah.. Apartment complex.. heh.. "Oh Mr Landlord!"
loverniosWhat have you found to be the best way to relieve tension? AspholeMusic, Brotha... Music... Gimme some good classical music and I'll show you one relaxed Dan
loverniosDo you run with scissors a bit, live life on the edge? AspholeI'm more of a cautious person, actually...
loverniosWhat kind of stereo/sound system do you play your cds on? AspholeAnything I can...
loverniosWhat's the wheels like? Asphole'02 Toyota fuckin' Tacoma... 4wd, x-10did cab... six foot bed, v-6 litre engine...
loverniosDo you own anything else besides a car that has a gas/fuel combustion engine? AspholeDepends.. Do you count Dave as a machine???
loverniosDo like NASCAR? Asphole Not Another Sport Centered Around Rednecks!
loverniosAre you good with your hardearned money? AspholeUsually, yes.. I'm quite good with it...
loverniosWhat are your 2-3 of your favorite:
heh...
loverniosMagazines AspholeMaxim and Stuff, although Playboy DOES rank on there too...
loverniosWebsites (besides...) AspholeKillfrog.com and Ebaumsworld.com
loverniosSports teams? AspholeEh... not really a sports buff...
loverniospairs of pants Asphole0.o
loverniosnightspots AspholeNot a party animal...
loverniosplaces to eat AspholeLove chinese food.. and Vinny T's is GOOD Italian food...
loverniosvacation destinations AspholeDaytona Beach and Anywhere away from Connecticut
lovernioscomedians AspholeGeorge Carlin and Richard Jeni
loverniosWhat is the biggest lie you've ever told? AspholeHrmmm..... Dunno
loverniosMusic ...
Asphole...Soothes the savage beast
loverniosYou must like music? AspholeWho the fuck doesn't?
loverniosWhat are some things you like alot, hate alot, and some things people might not expect you to like? AspholeLove: Dream Theater, Iced Earth, Judas Priest, Savatage, Like: Eminem, Garth Brooks, Travis Tritt, Classical music Hate: most forms of Rap... Janis Joplin...
loverniosWhat is some bands from the 70's you like alot? AspholePriest is one... The Who is another... Pink Floyd?... eh.. take it or leave it...
loverniosWhat is your all-star band (they don't have to be dead!), AspholeTHAT'S a tough one... I'll get back to you on that one later...
loverniosWhat did you think happened in the 80's that went so bad? Asphole80's fashion in general... The Mullet.... the stupid "Frankie says Relax!" t-shirts... gimme a fuckin' break..
loverniosWhat about today's pop-culture... Aspholeisn't that when I put poptarts in my yogurt...
loverniosIs it over-sexed or is it just a 'next-generation' thing we all have to grin and bear? AspholeHOPEFULLY the latter...
loverniosIf you could only have sex once more in your life, when would you do it, with whom, and where? AspholeNatalie Portman (hey.. ONE last time, gotta make it good) in the conservatory, with the candlestick...
loverniosCreative side...
Asphole...I have one?
loverniosDo you play an instrument? AspholeNot yet... I'm teaching myself the guitar though...
loverniosDo you dabble in anything as a hobby, like writing or painting? AspholeSemi-dabble in writing...
loverniosWhat other forms of art do you most admire? AspholeI admire anyone who can draw better than I can... (fuckers....)
loverniosWhat kinds of movies/feature films are artistically interesting to you? AspholeI'm a creature of comedies, really...
loverniosWhat museums or art galleries have you gone to lately? Asphole..............................What're those?
loverniosFamily guy stuff...
AspholeGREAT SHOW... LOVE IT!!!! STEWIE ROCKS!!! "VICTORY IS MINE!"
loverniosWho is the most insane guy/gal in your family? Asphole*Smacks Mike* I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ASKED *ME* THAT ONE?!?
loverniosHow were your birthday parties as a kid? AspholeMostly family, perhaps a friend or two...
loverniosWhat is the largest gift you've ever received? AspholeDon't remember...
loverniosWhat is the crappiest/cheapest? Aspholea card with like, $2.00 in it...
loverniosWhat is your sign btw? AspholeFor you, "Stop!" big boy... oh.. you mean astrological... Capricorn..
loverniosWhat was the family vacation like? AspholeI realy only remember bits of one.. Lake George New York... I remember the shitty hotel room.. Dave had a cot in the corner... there was a yellow toilet which I couldn't figure out how to flush it.. Wood paneling on the walls, I believe... Then there was "Frontier-Town" and "The Great Escape"... which, I don't really remember too much of...
loverniosDid you keep pets? AspholeFish... and Dave named his "Fileta"... We also had a cat for a short time... "Sam".... cat was a little bastard, really..
loverniosWhat was the family car when you were a kid? AspholeWell.. there was a few... Mom had an old dodge station wagon... Brown.. it died, and then she got a dodge aries... That one got FUCKED when a cop hit Dave, and it cut the car in half.. then there was a few Ford Escorts... followed by a Geo Prism... I originally had a dodge shadow... Then I 'inherited' one of the escorts, and got a Cavalier, which I recently traded for my Truck.... Dad, from what I remember, started off with a Datsun... after that, he tried a few volkswagon rabits.. But, they kept breaking on him, so he went to a chevy suburban when i was around 4... Big orange and white fucker... after that, there was a subaru... folowed by a few dozen more over the years.. Dave's cars... well... there was 21 cars in 7 years... I remember a few of 'em... his old cavalier, called the Chiapet because it grew antennae.... then there was the ranger... then a golden honda, or something.... the one we crashed coming outta the mall... there's a lot...
loverniosWorld situation stuff...
Aspholeone word... "Kaboom"
loverniosIs Bush a flippin moron or what? AspholeDoesn't that go without saying?!?
loverniosShould we invade anyone? AspholeWe have no real reason to...
loverniosWould you like to see the pope on the end of the rope, do you think he's a fool? AspholePope on a rope... now THERE'S a good marketing idea... someone can make some pope shaped soap, and we'll sell it to christians ... "it's the next best thing to holy water"
loverniosWhat cable news network do you watch the most? AspholeCinnemax... or Comedy Central... then again, I do like the Game Show Network a lot too..
loverniosPaper or plastic? AspholeYou should ALWAYS bag it, son...
loverniosWhy should homosexual peeps be able to get married? AspholeBecause the church is anti-abortion... and who has less abortions than gay couples?!?
loverniosInternet actions...
AspholeAn Oxymoron...
loverniosDo you spend too much time on the internet? AspholePerhaps...
loverniosWhat do you get out of your time? AspholeSore wrists... damned carpel tunnel..
loverniosWhat are some of the best things you've seen done on the internet? AspholeI like a lot of the videos on Ebaums world...
loverniosWhat is your role here at TSi? AspholeAssistant Kicka'... (Self Appointed)
loverniosWhat would you like to see more of at TSi? Less of? AspholeYou know what... I don't really care what the fuck content is on TSI... as long as it's LEGAL... let it fucking roll.. who the fuck cares what happens on there... it's like Vegas, baby... "What goes on in there.. STAYS in there..."
loverniosRandom!
Asphole...My friend Jim has a orange cat... and it's pretty...
loverniosWhat makes you tick? AspholeEither a clock, or a time bomb shoved up my ass... In all honesty, that's kinda a loaded question... if you're a philosophy student, I'm here because *YOU* want me to be here... Therefore, I'm fullfilling some kinda purpose in *YOUR* life, and my own life is inconsequential... Then again, from MY area.. YOU all are here because I want you to be here... so therefore, YOU'RE ALL UNDER MY FUCKING CONTROL!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!
loverniosDo you live by the clock? AspholeI'm on Salary... It don't matter how long it takes, as long as the job gets done...
loverniosWhat is a favorite memory? AspholeI've got a few.. but I'd rather not share some of them...
loverniosWhat do you like about life? AspholeThe Journey, brother.. it's all about the journey...
loverniosIs HATE a four letter word, or is it a valid emotion, just like love? AspholeTo me, valid emotion.. It takes emotion to put the feeling into the word itself... it takes concentration to feel the emotion... and, it takes two to tango...
loverniosWhat is more important: Talking or listening? and why? AspholeFuckin' Listening.. It's a LOT harder.. Anyone can "hear" what you say.. but it takes talent to "listen" to someone...
loverniosWhat is the highest building you've ever been to the top floor of? AspholeShit.. I don't know...
loverniosTrite question, but... how is it you want to be remembered, when all is said and done? AspholeI would want to be remembered for what/who I am... A good person... I great friend... A decent human being... Helpful soul... Kind heart.... Quick witted son of a bitch... one you can depend on when the chips are down.. One you can turn to with any problem knowing that somehow, in some way, I'd find some way to make you feel better about any dilema that came your way... I'd rather *NOT* be only known for being the "Younger brother/son of....."... THAT kinda bothers me, as I feel it's labeling me with the accomplishments (or lack thereof) of another entity that I have no bearing over... I am me... and that's all that I can be accountable for...
loverniosLast words from you... AspholeI can't remember who said it.. but for some reason Roosevelt comes to mind...
"It's not the size of the dog in the fight that matters. What truly matters is the size of the fight in the dog."
I've always had a certain fondness for that saying... I think it rings true on so many levels... I've often been told "you can't do that," only to have people eating their words later after I've accomplished what they thought was impossible... Don't fall into that trap.. don't mark anything as impossible just because YOU can't understand it... I also have to say, Thank Joe Pesci for this wonderful quite and bringing it to me within the movie "With Honors", which it was quoted from Walt Whitman within "Song of myself"
You shall no longer take things at second or third hand, nor look through the eyes of the dead, nor feed on the spectres in books, You shall not look through my eyes either, nor take things from me, You shall listen to all sides and filter them from your self.
...Now, take what you will from it... and WATCH THE DAMNED MOVIE!!! It's GREAT!!!
Wow thats awesome.. I didn't know you got a truck. A Toyota, none-the-less
I still want a Toyota truck. Just have to wait until February again so I can get my fix at the car show lol (seeing as I won't have one anywhere in the near future).
Yeah.. I got the starting of it... I've been dealing with computers for 20 years now... and I deal with them all day at work, and then I have to come home and I usualy deal with them to de-stress...
