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Too all you fat, skinny, lonely, nerdbag, grease-balled, adam's apple bouncin', head-geared in high school geek, long-nosed and sex organ flaggellating voyeurs out there:
I don't care if you never post here, because most of you don't have the balls or the brains to make an intelligent, confident post, or even a stupid one that still shows an interesting character. So, I'm not here to beg any of you to reveal yourselves as incompetant or having a severe lack of fresh ideas.
Nahmon, I just want to flame you a bit, because on some level this passive look-in shit is totally skanky to me. It's either meek scummy or plotting scummy, or perhaps just plain dumbass and scummy. Or, your just here for the games, in which case fuck you too.
Al Gore's internet is about inter-action, not looking in like it's fantasy soft porn TV, so I suggest you pull your pants up and take a soapy shower, and get back to me, ya stub-dicked computer chair soiler.
So I enjoy playing the games on here while you unzip you fly and try and lure posters to the forums, but, watching your normal postings in here you would enjoy luring an AIDS,syphillis and herpes infected streetcrawling gutterslut into a deserted alleyway to play a few golden oldies on the hairy harmonica as you munch on her flea ridden fishy bearded taco,drooling all over her scabied clitoris after she has just had a couple of homeless bums shoot their loads in her rancid fish hole with bloody festering sores oozing with pus as you plant your face between her legs,burying your nose betwixt her cheesy flaps before lapping up the toxic slimy mangoo dribbling down her creamy thighs..
Joined: Wed Mar 16 2005, 01:18am
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Um. Okay, not funny. Not even close. Not even particularly disgusting or remotely controversial either. BORING. In fact it seems to me you have mucho experience in activities such as this, as demonstrated in your detailed post. So, in effect, spare me and us your typical date plans.
Now, take a seat or perhaps lie down next to the one you love, especially if it's an ebola ridden bitch with flippers for hands like your baby sister. I'm gonna thrum that turnip of a head you got, with some nice soft-tossed insults to warm up.
I hear you whistle while you shit so you can remember which end to wipe. Your thoughts fly around here like an emu You are somewhere on the evolution chart, perhaps between a bit of smegma from a foreskin-rollback and a housefly. Your brain is so pure and clean, you should continue to let no ideas or thoughts actually infect it. You are a freakish blob of quasi-humanity that was conjured and germinated outside the traditional realms of procreation. I'm thinking mom took a dump and named it. New clothes on you would look like new socks on a rooster. Hey, your date is out walking the dog I see. No. Wait. That's you.
What I'd really like to do is beat you to death with an aluminum bat, bleed you dry as a desert, feed you to rats and cats, and then bleach your bones and make a banjo out of your spine. Then, I would join a barbershop quartet to sing songs about how insipid you were with my new analplume spine banjo. I would also outfit the band with some new analplume skin tambourines.
Well lov-ey, I guess that wasn't so bad, for a guy with a rather large hole in his rather small head. I see that you've had a little "head-huddle" with your conjoined twin, your ass, and you've decided to turn bodies so that I'm in your field of view, only to signal a que for me to chomp off the neck of a bottle, give it a chew, and spit the flying shard's of crushed glass into your bumbling eyes.
You cant flame worth a fuck and try and hide it in this 'your boring', 'you're not funnay', or 'yuo=thesux' bullshit and here you are calling out not a whole board, but all the traffic that passes through here?
well, it'll be a pleasure out-running you in a race to the finnish of this thread, and I suspect an even greater pleasure for you to watch my shapely ass jiggling in the distance. because face it, ya overly-ambitious assmouth, you couldn't win a Walking Marathon running versus Christopher Reeves, slithering shit slug.
now all you have to do is release your book called "Instruction's on Where to Call to Find the Number 911 Incase of an Emergnecy" constructed with the same amount of intelligence and creativity as what you've posted above and you might have a Newb Mort Times best seller, virtually nonexistant - just like your intelligence and creativity, dunce.
Joined: Wed Mar 16 2005, 01:18am
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Fuck you Shitstain, you stupid shitstain
I'm not the one who mounts his dildos on pogo sticks for dates with Curby + Analplume.
I'm not the one who just bought with world's first version of the "Mister Fister" sex toy, so exagerated anal play with yourself can happen anywhere/anytime. Please - we await your product review.
Yeah, I called out the lurking public, big whoop. If you or any of your anally-oriented butt-slut pals have a problem with it, fucking good. Since you aren't a lurker, but rather a gleeful ass-master looking for a date, I suggest you put on some Miami Sound Machine and form a samba line with Curby, AnalPlume, and Dickstain and samba your way right off a cliff.
Yeah, I call all you mindless dolts on your lack of funniness because it's utterly true. You can't even call what you do here a flame either, it's more like a social club for the socially inept and the mangina minded. In fact your God and Saviour and Annointed Leader Thrash can suck my cock from FLA right now, I bet he's got the lips and suction to do it.
Yeah, you and your band of unkempt turd garglers cannot compete with me. Your jokes and flames all reflect a certain pining for a large cock inserted in your collective mouths. Well, I'm just the man to tell you this. You are all very weak.
So, the next time you get back from your long day working at Jiffy Lube or Habbib's Sunoco and you have finished eating your box of Twinkies, take a few minutes to look in the mirror before you get online. Look at the moopish long face that looks like a first baseman's mitt with an anus in the middle. Look at the stove-pipe you call a neck. Look at your stupid name embroidered above the stupid pocket. Look at the stupid 100% polyester pants you wear everyday, forgetting long ago that they are actually really shitty pants, but since you have rashes and have skin like a calloused rhino, you no longer notice. Look at the sullen slunky doof before you, and realize you're a longstanding fuck-up from a long line of fuck-ups. Please make an appointment with Dr Kervorkian, you are nothing but a Shitstain to yourself and the rest of us tryin to cope with your existance.
Joined: Wed Mar 16 2005, 01:18am
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I dunno, I think I channelled some latent flamey anger at you. It came out in a package to reflect my overall non-ability to keep a clear focus on the monkey in question. The room is full of dancing monkeys. You took a shot for the hometeam, a stray bullet theory. monkeys monkeys monkeys
Joined: Wed Mar 16 2005, 01:18am
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Go commence to auto-coitals Captain Oblivious. It's not an 'obvious' joke, but the insults are tame, and your disapproval is only obvious to you.
You seem unaware this is a flame forum, it seems things aren't quite so obvious to the Captain. Maybe the Captain is just another dumb lamer with inane comments that sputter with mediocrity.
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I'm getting sick of these aliases and their aliases and then bringing their friends with their aliases and using -already used, trite shit- to this board.
"Thrash" wrote ... I'm getting sick of these aliases and their aliases and then bringing their friends with their aliases and using -already used, trite shit- to this board.
26168a3f62="Thrash" wrote ... I'm getting sick of these aliases and their aliases and then bringing their friends with their aliases and using -already used, trite shit- to this board.
