Joined: Tue Jan 11 2005, 04:01pm
Location: Surrounded by morons
Posts: 406
I now officially have no job, no hope for the future, and no reason to bother. Soon the time will come for me to "restructure my living arrangements." I would just jump off a bridge now and save time, but I'm just tough and unlucky enough that the 100 foot fall would merely break every bone in my body and leave me strapped unwillingly to my continued existence as a hopeless cripple. But at least in a nursing home I wouldn't have to worry about digging for food in dumpsters.
