How's everybody doing? It has been a while since i was here, i thought i'd drop in, and say hello. i've had a long few weeks, i got hurt pretty bad, i was actually in a coma for like 12 days........... i landed on my head and will have to have like 6 monhts of physical therapy whne my neck heals. that part fucking sucks let me tell you. i already know i'll be crying like a baby, i already miss my friend Sam so much it's not pretty. yaeh, it was a tournament and it was a wrestling move. i hope you all now believe there is a lot of reality to wrestling lol i was shit tlaking like a bloody asshole to this kinda new guy, "The Himalayan Yeti". yeah, i thought it was stupid to, and kept telling him he wasn't so abominable and that he looked like Frosty the Snowman, and big foot had a bigger cock etc He was like 6' 4" and weighed over 250 pounds, and wore this goatskin contraption and had a hagar the horrible hat on, he looked pretty good actually. anyways i was supposed to fucking win this one, becuase he was the new mean badass wild card guy,, and i of course am a fan favorite etc. apparently my mouth and attitude got ahold of this shitcake's ego, because he became incensed and threw me out of the ring and i landed on the side of my head with the reast of my body straight up and down. i hit something on the way down too, i'm not sure, there was a gash on my head too, that part caused the coma anyways i feel pretty good now, and i am back home now for about a week. i got a wheelchair and my head is held up by a brace. i can type and my arms work, actually all of me works okay, just my head and neck are fucking beat to shit and i'm extremely groogy and sore all the fucking time. no beer either, the fucking drugs i'm on won't mix too good. yesterday i actually shit my pants for the first time in years. so, overall, i'm really kinda down dooby do down down. everyone and thing is making me very mad and i don't know why. they had to take apart our wrestling ring and my dad might be introuble/. i did not know he was taking bets on the fights, but evidentally he was. now there's going to be lawyers and court crap and my mom is always drinking her stupid vodka martinis and smoking kools. but, my girlfriend comes over and gives me a nice bj or rubs my back or something. tonite we are watching wrestling on TV at my house, she's brinnging cheetos and wearing my fave thong, i'm stoked... god i love her boobs too, she really has been great through all of this stuff
well, blah then, sorry for the bitchslap of lameness, but that is that. Eddie forever
