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Suzie

Sat Oct 15 2005, 05:45am

Living Dead Girl

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There's a guy driving to vegas to be a vetriloquist

He stops at a store to get a candy bar, comes out and notices and there's an indian sitting out side and a cat lying on the ground next to him.

he decides to practice his ventriloquism by appearing to make the cat talk...

he says: hey indian, is that your cat?

no.. says indian.

the cat says "yes I am!.... and he does'nt take good care of me!"

the indian raises his eyebrows in confusion.

then the ventriloquist sees a dog walking by and says, "that you're dog, overthere?"

no..says the indian

the dog says
"I am too his dog! yes sirrie!! and I'm mangy, hungry and got nowhere to sleep."

The ventriaquist see's some sheep next, and asked the indian if they were his sheep...

the indian says:

"sheep liars"

Suzie

Sun Oct 16 2005, 04:58pm

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GrimRaper

Sun Oct 16 2005, 05:12pm

Joined: Tue Mar 15 2005, 02:16am
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Nice.
This provokes thoughts. Hmmmm.

Thrash

Sun Oct 16 2005, 05:52pm

Better Smokin' Than Meth!

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Five homosexual men are fucking a dead crocodile on a bus .....

Wait, it's a whole different joke ... My bad ...

lovernios

Sun Oct 16 2005, 06:23pm

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Sounds like a country-western song topic

Thrash

Sun Oct 16 2005, 06:30pm

Better Smokin' Than Meth!

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Wait, shouldn't this be in SEX?
... or am I missing something?


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