So this is an email i got from my mom on waiting.....OMFG!It made me laugh so hard!Check this shit out.....
HEY P - A FEW QUIPS ON RESTAURANT SERVICE/DINING.
WHEN SOMEONE CALLS YOUR NAME YOU SHOULD RESPOND WITH - '' WHO ME ?? '' OR......'' I'M ON A BREAK NOW ,CHECK W/ME IN AN HOUR OR SO. '' OR....... '' I ONLY GI VE SERVICE TO HOT 16-29 YR. OLDS.''
WHEN YOU SCREW AN ORDER UP - 1] ALWAYS BLAME THE GUEST FIRST,THE KITCHEN 2ND.NEVER YOUR SELF OR....TELL THE GUEST..........'' LISTEN MA'AM YOU DID ORDER THIS STEAK X-TRA WELL DONE AND THE FRENCH FRIES COLD''.
IF A GUEST CONTINUALLY TRIES TO GET YOUR ATTN. YOU SHOULD- 1] IGNORE HIM 2] FLIP HIM THE BIRD 3] STICK OUT YOUR TONGUE 4] YELL TO HIM THAT IF HE DOESN'T LEAVE YOU ALONE YOURGOING TO COME OVER AND PUNCH THE FUCK OUT OF HIM
IF ALL ELSE FAILS EITHER WAIT ON THE PARTY OR TELL THE PARTY THAT YOUR SLEEPING W/THE OWNER AND NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO YOU''LL NEVER GET FIRED.[ YOUR SLEEPING W/ALL THE OWNERS.AND I MEAN ALL. ]
