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Thrash
Fri Nov 18 2005, 08:08pm Print
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Ok, I would like people to nominate, weekly, quotes from members here that are worth repeating or remembering ...

They can be insightful or funny ...
My two;

is a glass half full or half empty?

"Space" wrote ...
The glass is completely full. It is one part liquid and one part gasous mixture of oxygen CO2 and other impurities. The parts are equal by volume.
-Space, in his TSi interview

And

"Thrash" wrote ...
"You know, if you keep it nicely shaved you won't grind the towel down to a mere facecloth thread by thread"
-Thrash, to Wowie after her comment about the use of the towel in the Aruba pr0n she gave him for his birthday
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McdamnThatFiddleStick!
Mon Dec 12 2005, 04:36am
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yup thats right!!
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FoRgOtT3N
Mon Dec 12 2005, 06:19am
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Heh,I just KNEW it.
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Thrash
Mon Dec 12 2005, 06:10pm
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Yeah, he's a fuckup ...
... but a lot of good quotes come from him assholery
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FoRgOtT3N
Tue Dec 13 2005, 01:26am
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Well,IM a fuckup too on the boards but im still here......

This is sorta a shelter for us fuckups.If we didnt have tsi we'd be out on the streets! anonnamous internet drifters! without a home! our life in Shambles!

Wati....What was i saying?
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Thrash
Tue Dec 13 2005, 11:48pm
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I need to find that thread again ...
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Suzie
Wed Dec 14 2005, 07:21am
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gen·i·ta·li·a (jn-tl-, -tly)

The reproductive organs, especially the external sex organs.


"So.. since you don't reproduce with your asshole... It isnt genitalia.

Just cause you can fuck it doesnt mean it's a genital.. genitals?

I dunno. Yeah"

------spase



just ran across it again, thought I'd be percise.
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kell
Wed Dec 14 2005, 04:10pm
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Space wrote:

wrote ...
"Arguing on the internet is like being in the special olypics. Even if you win you're still retarded."
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McdamnThatFiddleStick!
Wed Dec 14 2005, 05:30pm
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"Thrash" wrote ...
"Everyone likes their own brand!"

another fave...

man m gong to look up some pat quotes I am sure there will be some stupid ones there!
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Thrash
Wed Dec 14 2005, 07:17pm
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Pat or Past?
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McdamnThatFiddleStick!
Thu Dec 15 2005, 06:09pm
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oh pat quotes...but the greatest hits forum is gone frown
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Thrash
Thu Dec 15 2005, 09:45pm
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Again?
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Thrash
Sat Dec 17 2005, 09:02pm
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wrote ...
thenewZoomiedude: Since the current rage is to quote others in their sig, going to quote you
ThrashInc: what'd I say?
thenewZoomiedude: He ain't a real redneck... he ain't got no sideburns

wrote ...
kichigai: ...they should make a new kind of porn. get japanese men to pour java all over some girl's face and call it "bukoffee".
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FoRgOtT3N
Sat Dec 17 2005, 09:58pm
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Hah,Bukoffee.....
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kichigai
Mon Dec 19 2005, 09:40am
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stuff...i need to take this shit more often!

kinda mekes me funny for a bit!
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Space
Wed Dec 21 2005, 07:24am
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Well Kell...

I really can't take credit for that qoute.

I can;'t remember where I heard it first but I *know* I didnt make it up... It just summed up so much so well.

And it still makes me giggle when I think about it.

peace.
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Thrash
Wed Dec 21 2005, 04:53pm
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Hmmmm, it's still good though.
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kell
Thu Dec 22 2005, 03:29am
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I love this one from some random jack off............
wrote ...
if i saw each of you in person now, i'd slap the taste out of each of your mouths.
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Suzie
Mon Feb 13 2006, 08:47pm
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"......ahh yes this is our administrater asp
this is suz...

oh yeah?..another psudo intellectual artistic flakazoid psychopath rolling ball of nurosis I presume. says asp.

yep...exactly!
I love being reduced to a cultural steriotype I said

good for you....says he *winks*

"wow! ..he really likes you"..... says lovernois...

thats some of the nicest things I've ever heard him say to a complete stranger.

cool...I say "



I miss asp....
...I always like this part of the "Iwanna do suz" erotic story thread.
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Space
Mon Mar 20 2006, 02:19am
Space
Joined: Sat Nov 05 2005, 04:17am
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Okay, I just about died when I read this.

This exchange took place in a chatroom my friend was in:

Guy one : "I'm a pacifist."

Guy two :"You're the thing that babys suck on?"

Guy one :"No dude, that's a pedophile."

Guy three :"No Tucker, I think he means a pacifier.."

I can't really sum up what all was so incredibly funny here.. except for maybe the fact that guy one's first thought of what babies suck on was a pedophile...

In any case. I had to share.

Peace.
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