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Here we go...
I had an uninteneded water birth, right here in this tub :shock: I was kinda famous at the hospital as the woman who birthed in the bath tub
Things went really fast but the mid-wife got a bit anxious to get the baby out, notice tha fingernail gashes in her neck from the mid-wife pulling on her Took over a week to heal that up! She's only 1 hour old here, not looking so pretty yet, lol.
Me and Ashlyn, she's about 9 hours old
And here are some pics from yesterday, 2 weeks old now!
here's a question for you. been wondering for a while, yet nobody will answer. you just gave birth so maybe you can answer this: many women nowadays are 'size whores'. go for the man with the biggest piece. bigger dildo, vibrater, black man, etc.
so, following this train of thought, why does giving birth hurt? i mean, it's the biggest object to pass through there...EVER. shouldn't it, like, you know...feel good? like, raging orgasm of death good? this is why god doesn't make babies vibrate when they're born. so you wouldn't be screaming at your midwife to shove it back in...
"kichigai" wrote ... here's a question for you. been wondering for a while, yet nobody will answer. you just gave birth so maybe you can answer this: many women nowadays are 'size whores'. go for the man with the biggest piece. bigger dildo, vibrater, black man, etc.
so, following this train of thought, why does giving birth hurt? i mean, it's the biggest object to pass through there...EVER. shouldn't it, like, you know...feel good? like, raging orgasm of death good? this is why god doesn't make babies vibrate when they're born. so you wouldn't be screaming at your midwife to shove it back in...
Dude... go shit a watermelon and tell us how it feels.....
not too many people like the feeling of having something about that size RIPPING at their genitals.....I can't think of anything that would ruin such a relaxing day as having to give birth.....
