Bob LaPrade. I'm saving my middle name for when I have to go underground. (I mentioned it once on TBB a long time ago. Anyone who knows gets a cookie)
how old are you?
As of this exact moment, 21 years, 219 days, 13 hours and 25 minutes.
what's your sign?
Cancer
do you belive in astrology?
No
do you belive in a higherpower?
Undecided, but his fan club pisses me off.
...what are your spiritual beliefs?
Scientific Neo-Buddhism
where were you born?
Central Massachussetts
...........do you still live there? if no where?
Yes, I'm still stuck here.
are your parents still married?
Unfortunately
any brothers or sisters? My little sister is kind of like a brother. She's tougher than most of my guy friends.
how was your childhood?
Fear. Pain. Hate. Kill.
were you ever abused?
I can't remember through all the concussions.
left handed or right?
Right
innie or outie belly button?
Innie
...do you have lint in it right now?
Lemme check... nope.
what kinda clothes do you like to wear?
Jeans. T-shirts, preferably offensive. Sometimes a Hawaiian shirt if I feel like it.
are you working? school?
Looking for a new job. Not looking very hard, really. I'm taking a couple of classes too.
what are your dreams for the future?
To bring about the obsolescence of all forms of political and economic power, and to get lots of pussy.
ever been beat up?
Not in a long while. I'm usually the biggest, baddest guy in the room now. When I was 10 to 14 or so, I was tiny and got picked on by everyone.
thrown out of anywhere?
I'm banned for life from an all-you-can-eat restaurant. I once got thrown out of a club because I stole someone's girlfriend and he started some shit with me.
ever shoplifted?
Once or twice.
ever been in a mosh pit?
Occasionally. Not always willingly. People have a tendency to start moshing and such wherever I happen to be standing at a concert. Often leaving me to catch some 400 pound guy who never should have been crowdsurfing in the first place.
ever been in trouble with the law?
I'm on probation right now.
What was the shittiest thing you ever did to someone?
I don't really start anything that isn't well deserved... And I can't really discuss some of the things I've done, in public.
what was the nicest?
I don't really keep track. Probably the time I drove 200 miles to bail my drunk idiot friend out of jail.
ever been in love?
Yes, but I refuse the mainstream definition of what that's supposed to mean.
does money or love modivate you most?
Love I guess. Money is shit.
what are your fears?
Failure at anything. What would happen if the FBI knew about my book collection.
what are your strengths?
I'm smarter than you. I'm tougher than you. Kids like me. I know Kung Fu.
what is your dream girl like?
Hot, smart, flexible.
what kinda clothes would she wear to turn you on ?
They're coming off anyway...
big boobs or small boobs?
Big
like hippie chicks?
Sure. As long as they're not original hippies, I'm not into women who could be my grandmother.
conservative girls?
In what way? Ann Coulter's pretty damn conservative, and look at how she dresses.
punks?
My first time was in the men's room of a concert venue, with a chick with blue hair and piercings. Memories...
mary anne or ginger? (gilligans island)
If I was on Gilligan's Island, or even forced to watch it for an extended period, I would kill myself with a spoon.
betty or veronica?
Both at once.
What is your idea of a perfect date?
Go to bar, find hot chick, take her home and bang her. With one (or more) of my lady friends, a nice Italian dinner, a few drinks, maybe a movie or a dance club, then take her home and bang her.
any sexual fetishes?
I have some handcuffs in the drawer. Police regulation, no sissy shit.
ever fucked a girl in the ass?
Once or thrice.
ever have a threesome?
Yes indeedy.
ever shaved a chick's pussy?
No
like porno?
Yeah, sure.
should prostitution be legal?
Everything should be legal.
What constitutes a 'true' friend to you?
If we can rib each other mercilessly, then turn around and take a bullet for each other, that's a friend.
Can friends have sex together, like friends 'with benefits'?
I sure hope so, I do it all the time.
What drugs have you tried?
Umm, a lot? Lets see... weed/hash, mushrooms, X, acid, opium, speed, coke, and that little red pill some black guy in a trench coat gave me. I'll let you know if I remember any more. .
.......did you especially like any of em? ...or especially not like any?
I love them all. Sex and drugs make existence bareable.
should they be legal?
Everything should be legal.
Do you have any habits?
Other than biting my nails? I guess I would be a compulsive gambler if there were some casinos closer to home.
do you smoke?
Lucky Strike. Accept no substitutes.
any pets?
Two dogs, two cats.
Number of Piercings you have?
Just one.
Number of Tattoos you have?
Not yet.
what are you are proud of ?
My quick wit. My independent thinking. My huge cock.
if you were gonna have a movie of your life made, who would play you?
Harvey Keitel
.....what's your theme song?
Anything by AC/DC
what super power do you want if you could choose one from any character?
Fuck super powers, I want the Force!
ever dream you killed someone?
Oh yes.
ever hit the ground when falling in dreams?
A couple times. Once I remember falling from a huge height and landing on a city street. I was crushed and splattered, but still alive. It sucked. I have fucked up dreams.
do you belive in ghosts?
Doesn't matter to me. .
...ever see one? No
what event in your life changed you most?
I don't know. The fucked up shit in the world doesn't really effect me. I've always known it was there, and I've always felt the same about it.
do you think michael jackson fucked those boys in the ass?
I don't fucking know. Until I see some meaninful evidence I'm going to say "no" just because everyone else is saying "yes".
do you have anything little known about you, that you'd like to tell us?
In spite of how cool my life might seem when I talk about all my experiences with sex and drugs and violence, I'm also a collosal nerd.
what would you like to be remembered for?
Overthrowing the world order, coming up with a bunch of really cool ideas, and personally ensuring that no woman spends her life orgasm-less. Unless she's already really old, or really fat, or just plain ugly.
bob? ...........can you send me a picture of you to jack off to?
Damn I love bad boys. ................awsome interview.
btw....where's your one piercing located? *drools* :wink:
