Sing this to the tune of "Janey Got a Gun" by Aerosmith.
Dick Cheney?s got a gun Dick Cheney?s got a gun The safety?s come undone Squinting in the Texas sun What did our leader do? Who?d he put a bullet through?
They say when Cheney goes to Texas You?ll find him huntin? fish and game His buddy had it comin? Cuz when Cheney?s got a gun He?s just not that good at takin? aim
Cheney?s got a gun Dick Cheney shot someone Cindy Sheehan better run Better watch her liberal buns Tell him that the war?s not through He?ll probably put a hole in you
He tracked a little bitty birdie Hopin? to blow out its brains They say the spell that he gets under From double barrel thunder Makes his eyes pop out like he?s insane
Run away, run away from the Vice President Run away, run away, run from Dick Che-ee ay-ee nee
Dick Cheney?s got a gun The safety?s come undone Cindy Sheehan better run He?s a weapon of mass destruction Cheney shot someone
