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emmabolism
Fri Mar 10 2006, 02:05am Print
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emmabolism
Joined: Thu Apr 28 2005, 12:18am
Location: Long Island
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the company we get our coffee from at work has a contest going on right now. Their name is Black Diamond Gourmet Coffee. I'm stuck on bad puns (which I happen to be a fan of, personally, but I'm not really sure that's what they're going for since they list craptastic examples such as, "The undisputed best" and "A rare gem in a common world.")

They say,

wrote ...
"...This is where you come in. We'd like you to suggest a slogan for the Black Diamond Coffee brand that reflects its unmistakable product quality and unsurpassed consistency."


So far I like, "What you've bean looking for" and "Long Island's best break fluid." I have about ten thus far. Any ideas?
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McdamnThatFiddleStick!
Sat Mar 11 2006, 02:19am
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and you thought Mt Dew was strong!

Everyone needs a cup of smiles in the morning

Black Diamond will make you more hyper then a Jerry's kid.

One cup is just enough.

Brain fuel.

Everyone needs a little charge.
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lovernios
Sat Mar 11 2006, 03:26am
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'A Black Diamond cup of coffee is something akin the smoothness of the late Sammy Davis Jr., and yes, he loved diamonds, was black, and drank pots of black coffee'

'Think about it, a Black Neil Diamond. Greatness personified, just like a cup of Black Diamond coffee.'

*KISS "Black Diamond" blares in background*
(Announcer, overdubs)
'Blaaaaaaaack Fuuuuuuucking Diiiiiamooooond!!!!!!!!!! coffee'

'Black Diamond Coffee: Another faux shiney object we are trying to get you to stare at, as well as part with your money for.'

'Now that supply is higher than demand again, we can now make up frivolous brands and make silly profit, because coffee is idiot proof.'
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AspHole
Mon Mar 13 2006, 06:02am
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"People have rough mornings... However, you can now find your DIamond in the rough"
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Thrash
Mon Mar 13 2006, 06:12am
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MissH
Mon Mar 13 2006, 09:04pm
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I did the iggy is the best one. By far.

I can think of loads. Easy.

I had to do one for a cafe coursework.. and listed 2 pages full.
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Mosh
Tue Mar 14 2006, 06:39am
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"Teabag these beans"
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