Joined: Thu Apr 28 2005, 12:18am
Location: Long Island
Posts: 327
the company we get our coffee from at work has a contest going on right now. Their name is Black Diamond Gourmet Coffee. I'm stuck on bad puns (which I happen to be a fan of, personally, but I'm not really sure that's what they're going for since they list craptastic examples such as, "The undisputed best" and "A rare gem in a common world.")
They say,
wrote ... "...This is where you come in. We'd like you to suggest a slogan for the Black Diamond Coffee brand that reflects its unmistakable product quality and unsurpassed consistency."
So far I like, "What you've bean looking for" and "Long Island's best break fluid." I have about ten thus far. Any ideas?
Joined: Wed Mar 16 2005, 01:18am
Location: in a Finnish goat hut north of the Arctic circle
Posts: 1534
'A Black Diamond cup of coffee is something akin the smoothness of the late Sammy Davis Jr., and yes, he loved diamonds, was black, and drank pots of black coffee'
'Think about it, a Black Neil Diamond. Greatness personified, just like a cup of Black Diamond coffee.'