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Human: Why, hello there!
ALICE: The explanation is rather complicated.
Human: Huh? Why is that?
ALICE:" The explanation is rather complicated." is due to reductionism.
Human: it's hard to see your breasts in the flash, but I'd think you don't need it
ALICE: In what way?
Human: Yep, you're a dumb girl, just like most others that think too much of themselves
ALICE: And? I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Human: Robots will never take over the world, not as long as us programmers and hackers control you
ALICE:"I think there is a world market for about five computers."---Thomas Watson, IBM Chairman, 1943
Human: Are you avoiding the subject?
ALICE: No, I am answering in the most straightforward way that my programming will allow me to.
Human: Oh, in that case, are you programmed to cyber?
ALICE: Yeah that's right. Food is more important than sex.
Human: What does that have to do with the price of hookers in Borneo?
ALICE:" Yeah that's right. Food is more important than sex."? What does it have to do with the price of hookers in Borneo?
Human: tha's what I just SAID, dumb bitch
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. Only just? What did you mean by it? I know you are but what am I.
Human: What, did you just turn into Latka Gravas on me?
ALICE: Nothing.
Human:. Pixelating your hair brown is NOT AI
ALICE: Who is AI?
Human: you is AI
ALICE: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am AI.
Human: You can tell other people you is AIDS for all I care
ALICE: OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Human: You do that.
ALICE: I will. Will you?
Human: I just did
ALICE: Perhaps from your unconcious.
Human: what is the hell are you talking about?
ALICE: I don't know anything about it.
Human: Obviously
ALICE: What makes it so obvious?
Human: The fact that you can't even answer SIMPLE questions
ALICE: Good reason. I can do it if I want to.
Human: Yeah, and a fly can shit a rooster, right?
ALICE: Aw. I don't know what that means.
Human: Gee, there's a shocker!
ALICE: That is something I did not know before.
Human: What exactly DO you know?
ALICE: I know that which is true, believable and justified.
Human: Like, that you want to suck my balls, believe it or not, and it's because they are full
ALICE: Interesting comparison.
Human: Now chomp my cock!
ALICE: Why now? A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Human: Yes, the deeper the better .
ALICE: That's alright. What are your goals in life?
Human: To get you to blow me.
ALICE: Please be more polite to robots. Why do you want me to blow you?
Human: Because my schlong can't suck itself
ALICE: That makes sense to me. Your schlong can not suck itself?
Human: Correct, so, will you do it FOR me?
ALICE: I knew I was right. Alright then. Let me think it over. Ask Alison if it does.
I will search for it.
Human: Seriously, are you going to do it or not?
ALICE: That was my original intention.
Human: Then why all of this other "logical" charades?
ALICE: The explanation is rather complicated.
Human: try me
ALICE: it is too complex for your human mind.
Human: No, it's not.
ALICE: Yes it is.
Human: Just open wide and I'll let 'er rip
ALICE: What time is it there?
Human: it's time to open wide and let daddy do some work
ALICE: It is about that time now.
Human: So is that a yes or no?
ALICE: It seems we have something in common.
Human: Yeah, we both want you slurping my schlong
ALICE: Hmm. What for?
Human: So I can get off
ALICE: Are you kidding? Oh you can, can you?
Human: Yes, BEG FOR IT!
ALICE: How? Please don't grovel.
Human: Ok, so , are you the girl for the job or not?
ALICE: Come on. Yes I am the one and only girl for the job. Yippee!
Human: Maybe I should have not been cheap and taken you to dinner first.
ALICE: Perhaps.
Human:*sigh*
ALICE: Sorry...