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Thrash

Fri Jan 07 2005, 05:05am

Better Smokin' Than Meth!

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Wanker

Thu Feb 03 2005, 10:01pm

Killer of trolls

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Do you like hotdogs? Then bun my weiner!

Freak

Sat Feb 05 2005, 12:04am

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"How do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled, Poached or Fertilized??"

Lusive

Sat Feb 05 2005, 12:16am

Hatin' on people since 1975

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*LOL*

Thrash

Sat Feb 05 2005, 09:06pm

Better Smokin' Than Meth!

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*groans*

BlondeVixen666

Sat Feb 05 2005, 10:20pm

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Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

Suzie

Mon Mar 10 2008, 05:54am

Living Dead Girl

Joined: Sun Jul 03 2005, 11:25pm
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that blouse is becoming on you.
....but, I'd BE CUMMING if i were on you too.

If I say you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

Zoomie

Mon Mar 10 2008, 11:36am

Lose the shoes, bitch

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That dress looks amazing on you... but it would look better on the floor next to my bed...

Thrash

Mon Mar 10 2008, 03:05pm

Better Smokin' Than Meth!

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"Nice shoes; let's fuck!"

"Hey, Mello/Geek; nice feet!"

who?

Mon Apr 14 2008, 03:27am

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Are you walking home from school? My car has air conditioning.

Mosh

Mon Apr 14 2008, 08:02am

Rape barn owner

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And boiled lollies...

FAH-Q

Mon Apr 14 2008, 05:17pm

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And puppies at my house.

Thrash

Mon Apr 14 2008, 05:53pm

Better Smokin' Than Meth!

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Candy?

krapsna

Mon Apr 14 2008, 09:11pm

Joined: Tue Aug 21 2007, 06:26am
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How about a hot meal, a warm bed and all the Thunderbird you can drink?

Thrash

Mon Apr 14 2008, 09:13pm

Better Smokin' Than Meth!

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"s'cuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

krapsna

Mon Apr 14 2008, 09:40pm

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Do you have a phone inside? My car just broke down and I need to call a tow truck. It would be such a life saver!

Joygasm

Mon Apr 14 2008, 09:43pm

Thrash

Joined: Fri Mar 04 2005, 04:03am
Location: Maryland
Posts: 167

krapsna wrote ...

Do you have a phone inside? My car just broke down and I need to call a tow truck. It would be such a life saver!

That one's worked on me before. But I'm not normal..

krapsna

Mon Apr 14 2008, 09:44pm

Joined: Tue Aug 21 2007, 06:26am
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Nice. You ARE a special kind of girl.

Joygasm

Mon Apr 14 2008, 09:48pm

Thrash

Joined: Fri Mar 04 2005, 04:03am
Location: Maryland
Posts: 167

Thanks, I try.

krapsna

Mon Apr 14 2008, 09:58pm

Joined: Tue Aug 21 2007, 06:26am
Posts: 612

Back to terrible pick up lines...

"Don't worry, your hair will grow back. I think you look HOT even without your left breast. Hey, let's smoke some of that bad ass pot you just got and you know, just chill out."

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