Right of the bat: I think we can all agree that we do speak English(yes, even British English) and don't need any of those.
What we do need are some sweet alternatives to being friendly in other languages, because we all know that not knowing any retributions in other languages is akin to being naked. Write as many as you know. If the given language is your mother tongue or you know really lots of swear words in that language, you'd maybe like to just pick out the juciest/most common swear words. And for the love of dunno whom, write phonetically!
Bonus points for people who record how they should be spoken!
Also, requests are welcome!
Russian:
suka; blyat; shalawa; sterwa - bitch sukin sin - son of a bitch pidar - fag huy - dick huysos - cocksucker pizda - pussy debil; kretin; tupik; balvan; chmo - idiot Idi/Poshol na huy; Pizduy ot suda - Fuck off! Ebat tvoyu mat - Fuck yo' mama! :haw: Zatknis; Zaebis; Past/rilo/rot zakroy/zatkni! - Shut up!
German:
hure; nute; shlampe - bitch shwants - dick fotse; mushi - pussy shwuhtel - fag hurenson - son of a bitch misgeburt - birthfailure arshloh - asshole wixer - wanker Fik dish; ferpiz dish - Fuck off! Halt dein Maul/Fresse/Mund! - Shut up!
Greek:
malaka - wanker muni - pussy vromas! na pas na kanis banio! - you stink! you take a bath! (show at something)sto vlepis afto? valto sto kolo su! - see that? up your ass! skase! - shut up!
chingar - "to fuck," to bother (chinga tu madre / chingas a tu madre - fuck your mother / you fuck your mother, more literally means "go and bother your mother") cojer - to fuck (contrast with chinga where cojer literally means to fuck) joder - to bother (como jodes - akin to saying "you're fucking annoying") hijo de la chingada/la verga/tu puta madre - son of a fuck/fucked, son of a dick (??), son of your whore mother? noone's sure how these actually work but they do and they're pretty rude puto - fag, it is short-hand for prostitute, though maricon - fag (contrast to puto where maricon literally means gay) puta - slut verga, pinga - dick mamon - sucker mamaverga, chupapinga - cocksucker madrear - to beat up mierda - shit cagar - to shit me cago en tu madre - i shit on your mother -- a castellan spanish classic! coño - akin to saying "fuck," more cuban than mexican though, though mexicans use it carajo - akin to saying "fuck," literally refers to the highest part of a ship, so it is used in sentences like "vete al carajo," which is kind of like "fuck off" but would mean "go to the highest part of a ship." fucking spanish!
