Modern music can be broken down into three categories and they all suck.
1) White kids doing R&B. Hey Justin Timberlake! Hey Nelly Furtado! Maybe we like our R&B artists retro. Put on a big afro, some platform shoes and a yellow jumpsuit open to the waist. Or just shut up.
2) The moaners. Hoobastank. Scott Stapp. Aaron Lewis. You know what you're doing, right? You being a cheap derivative of Eddie Vedder, who was a bad derivative of Jim Morrison, who wasn't that great to begin with. So how about you all get together at the local Holiday Inn, fire up some shit and then hang yourselves from the shower curtain rod? Hmmm?
3. Fallout Boy. I can listen to the modern rock channel on Sirius for an hour (under protest) and count maybe two bands who don't sound like Fallout Boy. The best I can figure, these dickheads think they are some improved version of Greenday. WHO THE FUCK WOULD IMPROVE GREENDAY??? And they have this rockstar mentality which would be fine if they weren't complete shit.
Hey. Mr DJ. Play some Pink Floyd, huh? Make the day go away...
There's a certain female at work who's into Hinder and Daughtry. She tried to get me to listen to it, and I laughed at how boring their stuff is. She got mad at me.
If you want decent music, you have to dig for it. Same as always.
I've been listening to a lot of local hip hop and some underground pop stuff like Morningwood.
Know how I know you're gay? You listen to Coldplay.
Speaking of, I turned on the TV last night looking for a special on trail food on Food TV and got some commercial for Fruit of the Loom. They were doing a parody of Coldplay's Yellow. It was called Blue. The fruit guys singing, sounded just like Coldplay.
Marketing has no effect on me, I don't listen to commercial radio, I have satellite, an iPod and an extensive collection of both vinyl and digital and if I even turn the TV on it's not to watch that MTV shite. And I'm already a practicing Celtic neopagan. We barbeque satanists for fun and profit.
Shove your death metal. Punk and classic rock are my thing.
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Zoomie wrote ...
Zoomie wrote ... We barbeque satanists for fun and profit.
That's a fucking t-shirt waiting to happen.
That's an Inquisition waiting to happen fucktard
I HATE DEATH METAL
get it straight bumpkin
NOT a satanist either, just a paganized tolerator of religion And I only tolerate cuz you droning Jeezuz freaks are everywhere I just like anyone whose anti-xian
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I'm giving up shitty music because I've been over-marketed by wrinkled old white men who think they know what I want? That might be a logical statement but it's still nonsensical. I never had the shitty music to begin with, how can I give it up?
Now that wonderful porno soundtrack... that's talent!
Edited Wed Sep 12 2007, 08:40pm