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Ok, sometimes we get entertaining and/or stupid SPAM/Phish emails ...
Shsre 'em here ...
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Date: Wed Jan 2 13:13:24 2008
From: farto ubbi <[email]>
To:
Subject: YOUR COMPENSATION
Dear Friend,
It is my pleasure to let you know about my success in getting those fund transffered under the cooperation of a new partner from Japan. I didn't forget your past efforts to assist me in transffering those funds.
Now contact my secretary Mr BARTHOLOMEW his email ( [email] ) ask him to send you the total $1,250,000.00 cheque which i raised for your compensation .so feel free and get intouched with him and give him your address where to send the cheque:
(1) FULL NAME .................
(2) ADDRESS ...................
(3) COUNTRY ...................
(4) PRIVATE TEL ...............
(5) PRIVATE FAX ...............
Do Let me know immediately you receive it okay so feel free to get intouch with him.
Best regards,
Dr.Farto Ubbi
Edited Wed Jan 02 2008, 06:58pm
Joined: Wed Feb 28 2007, 12:14am
Location: Under Your Mom's Meat Flaps!
Posts: 14373
Damn, apparently I'm gonna be RICH in 2008!
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Date: Sun Dec 30 20:24:33 2007
From: Bone <[email]>
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To:
Subject: New User Account Activation
Attention!!!
Your email address has emerged as one of the winning email accounts of GBP5,500,000.00 POUNDS in the just concluded Microsoft Online Lottery.
Draw number is Draw #1202. Contact agent for further details.
Name:Address:Occupation :Sex:Age:Nationality:Country of
residence:Telephone number:
Email address: [email]
MRS.PATRICIA LAWRENCE
LOTTERY CO-ORDINATOR/ANNOUNCER.
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Dear Friend,
How are you today? Hope all is well with you and your family?,You may not understand why this mail came to you. But if you do not remember me, you might have received an email from me in the past regarding a multi-million-dollar business proposal which we never concluded.Although i did not give you my real names when i contacted you for the business due to security reasons.
I am glad to inform you that I have successfully concluded the transaction, the money transferred to India. It is done through the assistant of your country man Mr.Edward Smith who is an Indian based business man.
Currently I am in New Delhi,India. However, I did not forget you because you are the source of my success, you made me what I am now though you were not there to complete this project with me but I give all the credit and thanks to you. I know it is not your fault or rather your wish to back up on me and the transaction ,I understand it is simply because of what you must have heard about some bad people in my continent but still there are still some good ones for example myself.
In appreciation of your assistance I have mapped out as compensation and wrote on your favor a Certified International Bank Draft tune of US$1,250,000.00.(One Million Two Hundred and Fifty Thousand United States Dollars Only) I left the Certified International Bank Draft cashable anywhere in the world with Pastor Dean James on my departure to New Delhi,India.I will want you to contact my pastor through his email adress which is([email] ).I would like you to contact him on the information below so that he can mail it to you. Here is the full contact of the Pastor
PASTOR DEAN JAMES
CHURCH OF CHRIST MISSION COTONOU
ADRESS:C/129 BOUEVARD JERICHO, COTONOU,BENIN
EMAIL:[email]
His email address once again:([email] ) Therefore, you should send him your full Name and telephone number/your correct mailing address where you want him to send the Certified International Bank Draft to you,
God bless you and your family.
Hoping to hear from you as soon as you cash your Certified International Bank Draft.
Mrs Jane John Tom
Edited Wed Jan 02 2008, 07:03pm
Joined: Wed Feb 28 2007, 12:14am
Location: Under Your Mom's Meat Flaps!
Posts: 14373
Fuck, I can't be rich now, apparently I'm fucking dead!
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Date: Fri Dec 28 08:00:52 2007
From: Ademola Johnson <[email]>
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To:
Subject: FROM THE DESK OF DR ADEMOLA JOHNSON
FROM THE DESK OF DR ADEMOLA JOHNSON
UNITED BANK FOR AFRICA PLC
INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUND AGENCY
INTERNATIONAL OPERATION DEPT
VICTORIA ISLAND
LAGOS-NIGERIA .
Att:Sir/Madam,
RE-OUTSTANDING PAYMENT
Good day , this is to inform you of your Long overdue Payment outstandiing in our Banking records . I saw your name in the Central Computer among list of unpaid inheritance claims individuals and have to update your informations through this email contact for immediate confirmation .
Your name appeared among the beneficiaries who will receive a part-payment of US$20.500,000 million (twenty million and five hundred thousand United State dollars) and it has been approved already for payment months ago .
However we received an email from one Mr.Morris Thompson who told us that he is your next of kin and that you died in a car accident last four months back . He has also submitted his account informations to the office department for transfer of the fund to him as your inheritor.
We are now verifing by contacting your email address as we have in our Bank records before we can make the transfer into his account and for us to conclude confirmation if you are dead or not.
Please , confirm response immediately before our action release of the outstanding payment against your name listed out . Upon this, irequist you send your full personal information as soon as posible to enable this department finalise the transfer of the fund release to your nominated foriegn Bank Account.This department needs the following informations from you urgently.
1,Full Names
2,Telephone Or Fax Number
3,Contact Address
4,Age
5,Occupation
6,Sex
CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE: This E-Mail is intended only for the use of the individual or entity to which it is addressed and may contain information that is privileged, confidential and exempt from disclosure underapplicable law.
Once again , I apologize to you on behalf of International Monetary fund Agency towards this contact and proper confirmation required urgently fromyou if alive .
Please contact me with my private email:[email]
Thanks,
Yours Sincerly
Dr Ademola Johnson
International Monetary Fund Agency
INTERNATIONAL OPERATION DEPT
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Just my luck!
