The world famous Von Evil travelling cat circus. We toured the world some years ago, and a fine show it was, a splendid time was garuanteed for all. We had Mr Jack, the orange cat of parliment, lecturing on macroeconomics for the liberal age, and Shadow the gin drinking blaggard. Dave was a star of the show until he tripped leaving his litter box drunk one night and hurt his leg, after that the shows were never the same so we settled down and opened a watermelon farm, except without the watermelons, or the farm.
