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Now, I’m sure many of you have encountered little shits in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little cunts that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it.
Okay, here’s the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery stopping. He broke the fucking skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sprickle of blood on the little shit’s teeth as he was grinning at me like the little cunt he is. I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming “SHIT! SHIT!.” Now, my good friend, Tom we’ll call him, was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting “FUCK! MAYBE HE DIDN’T GET IT! FUCK!.” By now, the kid is scared shitless and starts crying, and instantly, Mizz Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid.
Here’s the kicker, I look her straight in the eye and say, “Mam, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and I’m… I’m FUCKING HIV POSITIVE.”
And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows he just fucked up big time because his mom isn’t defending his ass. She just stares at me wide eyed. I walk away from them, buy my shit from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. And, just s we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like the cunt she is.
I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob.
Yeah, we all know how often little kids go running off to bite strangers.
God, if there's one thing I really hate about the Internet is that not only do people put these made up little stories on it, but other people then take the time spread the manure even further across the aether with their cut and paste shenanigans.
When I was working at Target, I saw out of control kids bite, kick, hit, run into, etc. random people. If the kid ended up crying afterwards, it was pretty common to see an angry parent blame the victim of their kid's asshole behavior.
Joined: Wed Feb 28 2007, 12:14am
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so this hobo asks me for spare change right
and i ignore her cause im chatting with a mate
so shes like "manners dont cost anything"
so i turn to her and say "yeah, but if they did I could afford them" you shud have seen her expression...
Joined: Wed Feb 28 2007, 12:14am
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Turkeyslam> oh man I saw pure gold at lunch, I was sitting near this group of black guys at a table and they all had tucked in shirts and shit, looked educated, I think they were studying calculus or some shit Turkeyslam> and across from there, there was another table with a bunch of white guys, all ghetto looking, three of them wore fucking grills, sagging pants, and one was playing some 50 cent ringtone or some shit Turkeyslam> going "yeah boiiii" Turkeyslam> and one of the black guys in the table next to me muttered "fucking niggers" Turkeyslam> I choked on my fucking jolt cola
