It was 1966 and one lonely October day,when Bob Big Penis was born. That`s Bob Big Penis, as a baby. He was diagnosed with severeinflationofthepenisandenlargementofmalesexualorganswithtoomuchtestosterone-disorder. So he had a boner all day, was very edgy and horny. At the age of 4 his penis was 12 inches long. By age 16, it was over 5 1/2 feet. Bob Big Penis at 16.
Bob Big Penis had a long lusterious, and sex filled life. Until one day in 1991, he was 25, he did the wrong whore! He contracted Genital Herpes, AIDS, HIV, and toomuchsexonmypenis-syndrome.
Bob Big Penis at 25 -
STD Penis.
So 5 years later, poor Bob Big Penis was so sad he couldn`t get laid, he decided to jump in the meat grinder at the peanut butter factory.
And Bob Big Penis died, leaving behind a legend, and a very messy chopped up boner.
In sexual memory. ---Bob Big Penis
Moral of the story - Rotten hotdogs in your fridge make good toys.
