Porn is bad, I should know!
Hahaha, some people think a little porn and some tug a tug tug is just fine and dandy.


BUT IT"S NOT!


I remember the time I recieved some XXX porno movie catalog in the mail. It was sealed in a double envelope with the warning "Strong sexual content" written in big red letters on it.


I began to sweat, I tore into that envelope and was greeted by a 20 page catalog with uncensored pictures from movies about anal banging to lactating hermaphroites with 2 vaginas.

Fuck ordering the movies, the catalog contained screen shots of all the best parts, from close up double penetration shots to a 3 way lesbian anal lick party. There was no way I could get thru the day without masturbating to those images. NO WAY


I just stopped, unable to move, I could not function with the massive erection and silly sex thoughts going thru my head. I had to tear off my clothes, pick a pleasing image, and blow a fucking load right onto it.

When it was over I tore out the jisssim stained page 15 of the catalog and threw it away. I also attempted to throw away the whole catalog, but as I was about to I saw an image of a titty fucked woman squirting joy juice 8 feet in the air. I had to immedialtely masturbate to that image too.


After that shamefull act I jumped onto the catalog like a dog and started tearing it up with my teeth. I then threw away the pieces in 5 seperate trash bags. I had hoped that would be the end.


It was not.

That nite and following day all I could think of was ass and vagina. I tore open the trash bags and taped the catalog back together and proceeded to jerk off some more. I even ordered "Lesbian squirts", some rank DVD about a lesbian orgy filled with squirting vaginal juices and pulsating didlos inserted into waiting rectums.


OHHHH the shame!!!

Soon I was pausing the dvd player at various "good" jerk off points in the various films I had ordered. I would time the squirt or suggestive moan of the onscreen whore to my own powerfull ejaculation.


Sometimes I would fumble, dick slipping from my grasp, spasaming like a fire hose under pressure, spewing it's load in 20 different directions. I would be forced to search the room for stray cum shots, wiping the dvd player, tv screen, ceiling!! I even found a dried up stain 2 days later on the Playstation controller. Can you imagine if a friend had used that controller before I cleaned it up!!!


This lead to buying more insane porn movies that included midgets, 3 legged twins, ghetto dudes fucking big assed whores with strap on crack pipes, and even scenes of people drilling holes into brick walls and fucking them.

The slow downward spire continued until heart palpatations began. Semen began to become chunky, the penis looked ghastly, like a leprosy victem. Days and days of non stop masturbation left me a drooling fucktard. This was porn addiction!!

At the mall, at walmart, you constantly thought of porn, your hand automatically going down your pants while hiding in the soda aisle, secretly sploooooging onto a can of Red Bull.

Dry humping power sanders in Home depot, staring at some girls ass while thrusting skyward in simulated air intercourse.

Is this good??

NO!!

This is pathetic!

A quick stop at Temple, a 5 hour talk with Rabbi, and all was well.

Porn DVD's were crushed up and destroyed, letters were sent to all the porn catalog companies saying "Take me off your filth fucking mailing list now, I am a new man no longer enslaved by porn"

No longer was there a sense of impending doom if I did not masturbate at least 5 times a day, no longer was I seduced by the countless images of sluts littering the internet. Mind and body were rejuvinated. The uncivilized, masturbating monster was banished, FREE AT LAST, FREE AT LAST!


So, is porn good, NO!!