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this is a funny ass sex survey I found some of the questions are so bizarre! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: you dont have to fill it out just read the questions!
1. what's ur first name?
2. male or female?
3. how old r u?
4. what country or state do u live in?
5. would u say ur straight, gay or bi?
UR BODY
6. describe what u look like physically:
7. ok now guys, how big is it honestly? and girls, how many fingers can u fit?
8. and if u haven't told us already girls, what size r ur tits, and guys, r u cut or uncut?
9. and how big r ur nipples, and r they pink or brown?
10. what's ur fav part of ur body?
11. what's ur fav body part on the other sex?
12. what's ur fav place on ur body 2 be kissed?
13. do u have any special names 4 ur privates or what do u call them?
14. do u shave ur pubic hair, trim, wax, have a racing strip, leave it natural or what?
GETTING PERSONAL NOW
15. do u masturbate (don't lie now)?
16. how often do u masturbate?
17. how many ppl have u slept with?
18. how old were u when u lost ur virginity?
19. who did u lose it 2?
20. do u regret ur first time?
21. do u have any other sexual regrets?
22. have u ever had sex with a virgin?
23. what's the biggest age difference between u and someone u've had sex with?
24. how often would u have sex in an ideal relationship?
25. and when was the last time u actually did have sex?
26. when was the last time u had an orgasm?
27. have u ever had a 1 night stand?
28. what sort of contraception do u normally use?
29. have u ever had phone sex?
30. have u ever had cyber sex?
31. have u ever devoted a whole day 2 sex?
32. lights on or off?
33. do u prefer 2 give or receive oral sex?
34. do u prefer oral sex or normal sex?
35. do u prefer giving/receiving blowjobs or handjobs?
36. do u prefer eating/being eaten or fingering/being fingered?
37. girls, have u ever used ur tits 2 get a guy off, or guys, have u ever had a girl use her tits 2 get u off?
38. what's ur fav position?
39. what's the most number of positions u've used in 1 sex session?
40. do u like sex best rough, gentle, fast, slow, or how?
41. do u get turned on by pain?
42. have u ever tried anal sex and if so did u like it?
43. how do u feel about sex when u or ur partner is on her period?
ORGASMS AND CUM
44. girls, have u ever or do u ever fake orgasms?
45. what's the most number of orgasms u have had together, or in one sex session?
46. can u cum from just having sex?
47. what sort of orgasm do u normally have (do u moan, pant, gasp, scream or what)?
48. spit or swallow?
49. girls, do u like the taste of cum, or guys, do u like the taste of pussy?
50. have u ever tasted ur own love juices (lol)?
51. what did u think of the taste?
52. what's the kinkiest thing u've ever done with cum?
MOSTLY HAVE U EVERS
53. have u or do u ever think about having sex with animals?
54. have u or do u ever watch porno videos?
55. have u ever watched a live stripper?
56. have u ever watched a live sex show?
57. have u ever used toys during sex?
58. have u ever used sex toys on a family member?
59. have u ever used another object that wasn't really a toy during sex?
60. have u ever thought of giving anal to a farm animals?
61. how do u feel about talking during sex?
62. have you ever thought of screwing the dead?
63. have u ever woken up somebody else in the same house when ur having sex?
64. have u ever had complaints from the neighbours about ur noise during sex?
65. have u ever been given open praise 4 ur sexual technique?
66. have u or do u ever think about other ppl when ur having sex?
67. have u ever called out someone else's name during sex?
68. have u ever had sex in a car?
69. if yes, was the car moving?
70. have u ever had sex in the water (pool, ocean, etc.)?
71. have u ever had sex in the shower?
72. what's the strangest place u ever had sex?
73. have u ever had sex at work or school?
74. do u ever roleplay in the bedroom (i don't mean online lol)?
LOTS OF HAVE U EVERS…LOL
75. have u ever used food 4 sexual purposes?
76. have u ever had a 3some or any sort of group sex?
77. have u ever had sex with more than 1 person during a 24-hour period but not at the same time?
78. have u ever had sex with other ppl in the room?
79. have u ever been caught masturbating?
80. have u ever caught anyone else masturbating?
81. have u ever been caught having sex?
82. have u ever caught anyone else having sex?
83. have u ever watched anyone masturbate (whether they knew or not)?
84. have u ever let anyone watch u masturbate?
85. have u ever watched anyone have sex (whether they knew or not)?
86. has anyone ever watched u having sex?
87. have u ever watched urself?
88. have u ever kissed anyone of the same sex?
89. have u ever had a sexual experience with someone of the same sex?
90. have u ever had sex with 2 ppl in the same family?
91. have u ever had sex with someone related 2 u?
92. have u ever had sex with an animal?
93. have u ever had pains as a result of sexual acts?
94. have u ever fallen asleep during sex?
95. have u ever answered the phone while u were having sex and kept going?
96. have u ever broken anything having sex?
AND FINALLY
97. describe ur worst sexual experience:
98. describe ur best sexual experience:
99. describe ur biggest fantasy:
100. and finally, what's the kinkiest thing u've ever done?
4. what country or state do u live in? Transylvania is the state. Country is Asdsjeiuiedujr
5. would u say ur straight, gay or bi? as gay as they "cum". Im joking kids. Im straight
6. describe what u look like physically: I look like Paul Jr from Orange County Choppers. Really I do.
7. ok now guys, how big is it honestly? and girls, how many fingers can u fit? 12 feet 3 inches, minus 12 feet!
8. and if u haven't told us already girls, what size r ur tits, and guys, r u cut or uncut? yeah!
9. and how big r ur nipples, and r they pink or brown? hot pink an the size of a fifty cent piece.
10. what's ur fav part of ur body? my big decrepid toe
11. what's ur fav body part on the other sex? BOOBIES! God I LOVE BOOBS! Im a booby man
12. what's ur fav place on ur body 2 be kissed? my penis
13. do u have any special names 4 ur privates or what do u call them? Rach calls my dick llamies and sometimes fiddlestick. But mainly llamies.
14. do u shave ur pubic hair, trim, wax, have a racing strip, leave it natural or what? I got a chia pet growing on my ass!
GETTING PERSONAL NOW
15. do u masturbate (don't lie now)? every so often
16. how often do u masturbate? everytime I hit the lottery.
17. how many ppl have u slept with? I only slept with 2 women
18. how old were u when u lost ur virginity? 15
19. who did u lose it 2? A purple and blue elephant named Hebob.
20. do u regret ur first time? Absofuckinglutly. that elephant wasnt a good giver.
21. do u have any other sexual regrets? Yeah i didnt do enough! lol
22. have u ever had sex with a virgin? yes
23. what's the biggest age difference between u and someone u've had sex with? 16 minutes!
24. how often would u have sex in an ideal relationship? (Hint to Rach) 3 days a week 2 times a day.
25. and when was the last time u actually did have sex? A few hours ago
26. when was the last time u had an orgasm? six minutes ago
27. have u ever had a 1 night stand? I stood outside for almost a whole 1 night one time!
28. what sort of contraception do u normally use? Rach uses birth control patch. I use condoms sometime
29. have u ever had phone sex? no
30. have u ever had cyber sex? no
31. have u ever devoted a whole day 2 sex? no
32. lights on or off? depending on the mood. sometimes I like to look at my sexy girlfriend. Especially when it comes to eating her. I love looking at her puss puss!
33. do u prefer 2 give or receive oral sex? both at the same time.
34. do u prefer oral sex or normal sex? Normal
35. do u prefer giving/receiving blowjobs or handjobs? blowjobs. My girlfriend does it so fucking well.
36. do u prefer eating/being eaten or fingering/being fingered? huh?
37. girls, have u ever used ur tits 2 get a guy off, or guys, have u ever had a girl use her tits 2 get u off? yes
38. what's ur fav position? My girlfriend riding me on top. Its fun. I can grab her tits while she is riding me!
39. what's the most number of positions u've used in 1 sex session? 3
40. do u like sex best rough, gentle, fast, slow, or how? in the middle of all that
41. do u get turned on by pain? wtf? no
42. have u ever tried anal sex and if so did u like it? no I never tried it. Rach wont let me (sulks)
43. how do u feel about sex when u or ur partner is on her period? not a 100% with it
ORGASMS AND CUM
44. girls, have u ever or do u ever fake orgasms?
45. what's the most number of orgasms u have had together, or in one sex session? 1
46. can u cum from just having sex? Yes
47. what sort of orgasm do u normally have (do u moan, pant, gasp, scream or what)? breathe deeply and gasp
48. spit or swallow? swallow
49. girls, do u like the taste of cum, or guys, do u like the taste of pussy? Yes because it taste so damn good. I love pussy.
50. have u ever tasted ur own love juices (lol)? No
51. what did u think of the taste?
52. what's the kinkiest thing u've ever done with cum? shot it in my girls mouth
MOSTLY HAVE U EVERS
53. have u or do u ever think about having sex with animals? no. well. unless you consider dan an animal. Hey baby!
54. have u or do u ever watch porno videos? yes
55. have u ever watched a live stripper? No my girlfriend dont want me to. Which is fine by me. Shes a fine piece of ass and shes my personal hot stripper. I dont have to give her money either. What more can you ask for?
56. have u ever watched a live sex show? No
57. have u ever used toys during sex? I have once
58. have u ever used sex toys on a family member? No
59. have u ever used another object that wasn't really a toy during sex? no
60. have u ever thought of giving anal to a farm animals? no
61. how do u feel about talking during sex? doesnt bother me as long as it isnt to much.
62. have you ever thought of screwing the dead? no
63. have u ever woken up somebody else in the same house when ur having sex? I dont think so. rach what are you. wait nevermind thats true!
64. have u ever had complaints from the neighbours about ur noise during sex? no
65. have u ever been given open praise 4 ur sexual technique? yes
66. have u or do u ever think about other ppl when ur having sex? No. Wow rach, you would think of mark wouldn tyou? lol
67. have u ever called out someone else's name during sex? no
68. have u ever had sex in a car? no
69. if yes, was the car moving? no
70. have u ever had sex in the water (pool, ocean, etc.)? yes
71. have u ever had sex in the shower? yes
72. what's the strangest place u ever had sex? kitchen
73. have u ever had sex at work or school? no
74. do u ever roleplay in the bedroom (i don't mean online lol)? no
LOTS OF HAVE U EVERS…LOL
75. have u ever used food 4 sexual purposes? yes a lolipop and whip cream. Damn that whip cream was the best thing ever huh rach?
76. have u ever had a 3some or any sort of group sex?
no but god I would love to have on.
77. have u ever had sex with more than 1 person during a 24-hour period but not at the same time? no
78. have u ever had sex with other ppl in the room? no
79. have u ever been caught masturbating? no
80. have u ever caught anyone else masturbating? yes
81. have u ever been caught having sex? no
82. have u ever caught anyone else having sex? no
83. have u ever watched anyone masturbate (whether they knew or not)? yes
84. have u ever let anyone watch u masturbate? yes
85. have u ever watched anyone have sex (whether they knew or not)? no
86. has anyone ever watched u having sex? no
87. have u ever watched urself? yes
88. have u ever kissed anyone of the same sex? no
89. have u ever had a sexual experience with someone of the same sex? no
90. have u ever had sex with 2 ppl in the same family? no
91. have u ever had sex with someone related 2 u? no
92. have u ever had sex with an animal? no
93. have u ever had pains as a result of sexual acts? no
94. have u ever fallen asleep during sex? no
95. have u ever answered the phone while u were having sex and kept going? yes
96. have u ever broken anything having sex? no
AND FINALLY
97. describe ur worst sexual experience: I dont know
98. describe ur best sexual experience: My first time rach and I had sex.
99. describe ur biggest fantasy: 2 chicks at the same time with me in there as wel
100. and finally, what's the kinkiest thing u've ever done? I dont know
1. Jennifer 2. female 3. 33 4. Lubrication (KY) 5. Currently asexual, formerly it has run the gamut 6. Geeky glasses and long hair 7. Depends on the size of the fingers 8. Very small almost A.. tiny tiny tiny tits 9. Think pale pink quarters 10. hair 11. goatee 12. mouth 13. Lil wuzzie 14. trim 15. Sure do 16. As often as I can 17. That’s a toughie.. 13 girls.. don’t really know how many guys.. *ahem SLUT! 18. fifteen 19. My first love 20. No regrets 21. Yes there are some regrets.. probably repressed though 22. Yes… 5 23. Under 10 years 24. Don’t know, whenever they wanted to 25. About a month ago 26. yesterday 27. yes 28. Depends… various 29. yes 30. yes 31. yes 32. off 33. give 34. normal 35. giving 36. being fingered 37. Nope 38. Pinned down 39. Don’t know, but I try to get away 40. Rough and acting nonconsensual 41. Surprisingly yes 42. Yes and yes 43. I have my red wings 44. Yes. I only have twice in my life with another person 45. one 46. Those were the 2 times 47. no screaming but probably the rest 48. swallow, except for this Vietnamese guy that I dated.. wooo spicy! Spit spit spit 49. Depends on the person. Can be good can be bad 50. Of course 51. Kinda like mild Sweet Tarts 52. One time I had sex at my sister’s place in her roommate’s bed. And afterwards there was all this cum on my stomach so I was going out of the room to the bathroom to clean it up and my sister’s HUGE dog Tucker accosted me in the hallway and wouldn’t let me pass and licked the cum off my stomach. Stupid dog. He eats tampons from the garbage too whenever he gets the opportunity. 53. When I was maybe 13 or so, I was over at this family’s house and we were hanging out in the backyard.. and it got dark so everyone was going inside. So I was following them but lagged behind and the family had this big Saint Bernard. I heard it running up behind me and before I could turn around it sort of tackled me and was humping me. I got away but the back of my shirt was all wet and stuff and I got scratched up from dew claws. To this day I am wary of big dogs. 54. Yes, Andrew Blake 55. Yes, actually was one for a couple hours in Chattanooga at this place called Night Haven.. was always curious to see what it would be like. Plus I was in college and needed some money to go to Taco Bell. 56. no 57. yes 58. Yes, my sister’s back was hurting so I got out my massager and was seeing if that helped.. then she was all, “Wait a sec, isn’t that what you use?! ARGH!??? and I was all “No, no it’s cool.. see it says here all over body massager.??? 59. Yes.. one time I was hooking up with this girl around Christmas time. And I grabbed this big candy cane stick that was lying on the counter. The pink stains never did come out of the carpet. 60. Nope.. must be a girl thing 61. Just don’t ask me any questions. That pisses me off for some reason and I get totally turned off and will leave. 62. Nope, but when I was 13 I hooked up with this guy that was a death punk. I didn’t know what that was at the time but I remember he had just got a tetanus shot that he said he got for getting cut on some metal breaking into a morgue or something. I was so naïve that when I gave him a hand job and he came I didn’t even know what the cum was. I was just thinking ewww it’s all sticky and stuff now and wiped it off on my friend’s blanket. 63. Yes. this girl had taken me back to her place and was a top and doing her thing.. I was making so much noise that the people upstairs kept bangin on the floor. So she held a pillow over my face and kept going at it. 64. yes 65. Yes.. and oh my God I can’t walk now. 66. Nope.. I try not to think at all 67. Yes, OH GOD! OH GOD! 68. yes 69. no 70. yes 71. yes 72. That would be in the butt Bob.. hahah, no probably this one time laying across 2nd base on a baseball field… or there was that time hanging onto a tree in front of the Jehovah’s Witnesses church. Or there was this time in this little paddle boat on this pond where we kept rockin it back to shore and so we would have to stop and paddle paddle paddle back to the middle then fuck fuck fuck back to shore.. lather, rinse, repeat. 73. Yes, once in a classroom in college. After that I always got turned on in that classroom and since it was a software development class, data flow diagrams get me wet now. 74. Not really 75. Yes, but still want to try spaghetti with meatballs and some garlic bread 76. Yes, one Memorial day celebration turned into a free for all with 3 other girls. I have never smelled a room that funky since then. 77. yes 78. Yes, one time right next to each other in the same bed after prom. I was the only one that yelled “Switch!??? but the guy I was with and the other girl wouldn’t go for it. 79. Nope, I’m sly like that 80. no 81. yes 82. No, but my mom walked in once when my bf was fingering me while I was on the phone. All she said was “Find something more productive to do.??? 83. Yes 84. Yes 85. Yes 86. Yes 87. Yes 88. Yes 89. Yes 90. Not actual sex per se, but I used to be the young plaything of a married couple 91. nope 92. No, but it was a close call with Cujo. 93. Hell yeah, I’ve had to break out the hydrogen peroxide and Band-Aids on a few occasions 94. Fallen asleep/ passed out.. tomato/ tomatoe 95. nope 96. Not that I remember 97. Getting fingered by this old man when I was 9 in front of his wife and a bunch of other people… almost tied with this time I was really drunk and my friend Amber started hitting on me as I was trying to pass out. And I was all “Nooooo, I am on my period??? and trying to crawl away. She pinned me down and said “Let me treat you like the queen you are???, then yanked out my tampon and twirled it over her head like some freaking lasso and let it fly across the room. That was the night when I learned what the term red wings meant. 98. Once while being fingered and watching "Mr. Ed" I astral projected. I freaked out when I reached the ceiling and then slammed back into my body. As I crawled away trembling all over, all the guy did was light up a Camel and say, “Ten more minutes female and you would have been lovin’ life??? 99. To be drugged and then pierced and then to be wrapped tightly in sheets while being fucked with my hair wrapped around my neck and choking me like a noose. 100. Snowballed a guy.. boy was he pissed!
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wrote ... 97. .... almost tied with this time I was really drunk and my friend Amber started hitting on me as I was trying to pass out. And I was all “Nooooo, I am on my period??? and trying to crawl away. She pinned me down and said “Let me treat you like the queen you are???, then yanked out my tampon and twirled it over her head like some freaking lasso and let it fly across the room. That was the night when I learned what the term red wings meant.
Well, she pretty much lived up to her name ... Then again, maybe she should have been called "Copper" ...
wrote ... 99. To be drugged and then pierced and then to be wrapped tightly in sheets while being fucked with my hair wrapped around my neck and choking me like a noose.
Cleopatra's one fetish she only used with "Royal Slaves" of hers. She liked the idea of "live forever through mummification" and incorporated it into her sexual acts ... ... when she wasn't too busy with her marble dildos and sucking more dick than 15 hookers on a Friday night
3. how old r u? the same age as the number of dicks Dante Hick's girlfriend has sucked
4. what country or state do u live in? Aussieland
5. would u say ur straight, gay or bi? Utterly straight
UR BODY
6. describe what u look like physically: Humanoid. All appendages present and accounted for.
7. ok now guys, how big is it honestly? and girls, how many fingers can u fit? Average size, length and girth.
8. and if u haven't told us already girls, what size r ur tits, and guys, r u cut or uncut? cut and beautiful!
9. and how big r ur nipples, and r they pink or brown? Man sized nipples... small
10. what's ur fav part of ur body? Brain
11. what's ur fav body part on the other sex? the entire body
12. what's ur fav place on ur body 2 be kissed? my back
13. do u have any special names 4 ur privates or what do u call them? Mr Wobbly
14. do u shave ur pubic hair, trim, wax, have a racing strip, leave it natural or what? trim
GETTING PERSONAL NOW
15. do u masturbate (don't lie now)? Fuck yeah!
16. how often do u masturbate? Whenever I'm in the mood.
17. how many ppl have u slept with? 9 or 10
18. how old were u when u lost ur virginity? 16 and very very drunk
19. who did u lose it 2? I forget her name, face and everything else about her.
20. do u regret ur first time? Cant regret what you cant remember
21. do u have any other sexual regrets? plenty
22. have u ever had sex with a virgin? no... maybe, not sure...
23. what's the biggest age difference between u and someone u've had sex with? 16 years
24. how often would u have sex in an ideal relationship? whenever
25. and when was the last time u actually did have sex? yesterday
26. when was the last time u had an orgasm? yeasterday
27. have u ever had a 1 night stand? ywah, I'm crap at them
28. what sort of contraception do u normally use? not the rythym method.... hahaha
29. have u ever had phone sex? yeah, it was good
30. have u ever had cyber sex? yeah, it was better
31. have u ever devoted a whole day 2 sex? yup
32. lights on or off? dont care
33. do u prefer 2 give or receive oral sex? give... mmm eating out good...
34. do u prefer oral sex or normal sex? no preference... all good
35. do u prefer giving/receiving blowjobs or handjobs? receiveing blowjob
36. do u prefer eating/being eaten or fingering/being fingered? eating! but I dont mind letting my fingers do the walking...
37. girls, have u ever used ur tits 2 get a guy off, or guys, have u ever had a girl use her tits 2 get u off? yeah... it was crap.
38. what's ur fav position? dont have a fave...
39. what's the most number of positions u've used in 1 sex session? I cant count that high
40. do u like sex best rough, gentle, fast, slow, or how? depends on my mood... I like combinations of tempo
41. do u get turned on by pain? only if it involves fingernails digging into my back...
42. have u ever tried anal sex and if so did u like it? yeah... it wasnt awful... and then I tried it on a girl...
43. how do u feel about sex when u or ur partner is on her period? been there, red wings attained.
ORGASMS AND CUM
44. girls, have u ever or do u ever fake orgasms? N/A
45. what's the most number of orgasms u have had together, or in one sex session? 5 loads delivered... one very long session after a 3 month long enforced absence from sex...
46. can u cum from just having sex? is there any other way?
47. what sort of orgasm do u normally have (do u moan, pant, gasp, scream or what)? I grunt.
48. spit or swallow? neiter
49. girls, do u like the taste of cum, or guys, do u like the taste of pussy? mmmmm mmmm pussay! tastes fine!
50. have u ever tasted ur own love juices (lol)? not that I know of...
51. what did u think of the taste? huh? didnt you see the last answer
52. what's the kinkiest thing u've ever done with cum? wiped it all over an ex's stomach, and then wrote my name in it
MOSTLY HAVE U EVERS
53. have u or do u ever think about having sex with animals? I make lots of jokes about shagging sheep
54. have u or do u ever watch porno videos? never... damned filth. Of course I do. Who came up with these questions?
55. have u ever watched a live stripper? yeah
56. have u ever watched a live sex show? yeah
57. have u ever used toys during sex? yeah
58. have u ever used sex toys on a family member? no
59. have u ever used another object that wasn't really a toy during sex? yeah
60. have u ever thought of giving anal to a farm animals? huh? something the author is repressing here?
61. how do u feel about talking during sex? dont much do it
62. have you ever thought of screwing the dead? all the time... I've had my share of dead roots.
63. have u ever woken up somebody else in the same house when ur having sex? yeah.
64. have u ever had complaints from the neighbours about ur noise during sex? yeah
65. have u ever been given open praise 4 ur sexual technique? yeah
66. have u or do u ever think about other ppl when ur having sex? yeah
67. have u ever called out someone else's name during sex? no... I dont say much.
68. have u ever had sex in a car? yeah...
69. if yes, was the car moving? yeah
70. have u ever had sex in the water (pool, ocean, etc.)? yeah
71. have u ever had sex in the shower? yeah
72. what's the strangest place u ever had sex? on a trampoline
73. have u ever had sex at work or school? yeah
74. do u ever roleplay in the bedroom (i don't mean online lol)? no... my latex superman suit is at the cleaners
LOTS OF HAVE U EVERS…LOL
75. have u ever used food 4 sexual purposes? yup
76. have u ever had a 3some or any sort of group sex? no
77. have u ever had sex with more than 1 person during a 24-hour period but not at the same time? yup
78. have u ever had sex with other ppl in the room? yup
79. have u ever been caught masturbating? nope
80. have u ever caught anyone else masturbating? yup
81. have u ever been caught having sex? yup
82. have u ever caught anyone else having sex? yup
83. have u ever watched anyone masturbate (whether they knew or not)? yup
84. have u ever let anyone watch u masturbate? yup
85. have u ever watched anyone have sex (whether they knew or not)? yup
86. has anyone ever watched u having sex? yup
87. have u ever watched urself? yup
88. have u ever kissed anyone of the same sex? nope
89. have u ever had a sexual experience with someone of the same sex? nope
90. have u ever had sex with 2 ppl in the same family? nope
91. have u ever had sex with someone related 2 u? nope
92. have u ever had sex with an animal? yeah, her name was....
93. have u ever had pains as a result of sexual acts? yeah... I've hurt my dick numerous times by missing the mark and hitting pelvis...
94. have u ever fallen asleep during sex? yeah... and paid the price hahaha
95. have u ever answered the phone while u were having sex and kept going? I was screwing an ex when her dad rang, she took the call, and I continued...
96. have u ever broken anything having sex? probably.
AND FINALLY
97. describe ur worst sexual experience: a one nighter with a girl I'd wanted forever... I was too funk to druck... and she was mega pissed off at me... havent spoken to her since... pity, she was a really nice girl.
98. describe ur best sexual experience: a 7 hour plus session after coming back from 3 months away... I wouldnt trade one carpet burn from that session for anything...
99. describe ur biggest fantasy: I dont fantasise
100. and finally, what's the kinkiest thing u've ever done? done DP on someone with myself and a vibe...
wrote ... 61. how do u feel about talking during sex? dont much do it
67. have u ever called out someone else's name during sex? no... I dont say much.
47. what sort of orgasm do u normally have (do u moan, pant, gasp, scream or what)? I grunt.
Bahahaha... hahaha.. I'm crying here. You crack me up, stop it... It's making me cough.. *cough*
wrote ... 52. what's the kinkiest thing u've ever done with cum? wiped it all over an ex's stomach, and then wrote my name in it
92. have u ever had sex with an animal? yeah, her name was....
Really, you're talking about one person here... hahah..
My friend and I where talking about how she had a one night stand last week with this guy who had wanted her for ages and it lasted 2 minutes. She said it was so lame that she will never talk to him again. shes pretty cool.I love her to bits...... WAIT A SECOND!
wrote ... 97. describe ur worst sexual experience: a one nighter with a girl I'd wanted forever... I was too funk to druck... and she was mega pissed off at me... havent spoken to her since... pity, she was a really nice girl.
