Joined: Wed Feb 28 2007, 12:14am
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It's a free-for-all until -=I=- decide it's over ... Basically, it's a Battle Royale with no permanent partnerships. Eventually, we'll either vote motherfuckers out of it, kill 'em off, or just end it; ... it's totally my option and at any time, don't ask me, fuckbags!
Fuck me..... I've seen funnier shit by watching my socks in the washing machine... I mean, come on here people... all i've seen in here so far is something like this..
"You suck.. your mother sucks... all of you don't deserve to read this..."
and then in the next post, THIS happens
"I don't really mean any of it... I'm just saying it cause it's the flame section.."
Why don't all of you just get off of your siblings and actually try to flame... and for FUCKS SAKE... DON'T APOLOGIZE FOR ANYTHING UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES
I'm telling you, watching a Tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles would be more exciting than reading this crock of shit above... Everyone... do me a favor... spill some miracle grow in your laps, and grow some balls... k?
Fuck you all. Your all Social AIDS and not worth the foam off my piss. Ill drill out your fucking eyes with a black and decker and spray WD40 into them till you shit lugnuts.
Hey, Thrashfag..You didn't have to makeup this callout if you werent willing to go a post or two yourself.Sure,I have important things going on at the moment outside of the internet (unlike you who sits at this site all day with your finger on the "refresh" button).I am usually prowling the streets stalking eager young girls like your girlfriend willing to recieve hot sloppy shit facials on the first date.Your woman sure is a pretty sight after her perty mouth has been blasted by the hot shitspray of the one you call "yellowqueer".I hearby declare that your girlfriend is to be nicknamed "Brownqueer" from now on.I enjoy stretching your girlfriend's pussy with my cock and my fists..I even use my whole arm occasionally.I hope you get splinters on your wedding night from my wood,Romeo..
It wouldnt matter anyway becauze not that we all didnt know that to begin with
well... look who finally decided to crawl outta his own ass and post again... Look man.. .haven't we sopped up enough of your e-blood to give business to 50,000 tampon factories by now?!? You are living proof that people who usually have nothing to say tend to say it constantly... Go do us all a favor and go back to sucking dick on the street for a nickel at a time in order to be able to afford your granny's dentures from the pawn shop... You're more worthless than anyone in a dress is to Michael Jackson... You come in here with the blazing speed and ferocity of Stephen Hawking in a blizard trying to climb a glacier, and we should all be impressed and in awe over your surpreme ability to get your ass handed to you by even the greenest newbies on the block, whose mere flaming abilities are usually "Man, you suck"... Don't waste our time, Skooter... Take your Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles underoos and your busted ass sanyo walkman, which is permanently sealed with the Menudo's Greatest Hit tape, and get to steepin', Jack....
By the way, FuckMutton.... Nice work in theiving a picture Thrash put in another post... really original... Here's a piece you can steal from me in the future if you wish...
Joined: Wed Mar 16 2005, 01:18am
Location: in a Finnish goat hut north of the Arctic circle
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Gotta admire a stupid toothless beerbitch callin' out the head kicka in charge
Look idiots, the reality is NOONE here has made ANYONE else laugh yet. NOONE should have a shred of confidence that ANYONE is even moderately interested in your moronic gesticulations, let alone be impressed, amused or belittled. As a back drop to MY point, let's have a look at the big picture, ya stupid cunts. When did this supposed 'war' begin? May 11th, a solid 17/18 days ago, right fuckfaces? How many posts of possible discernable flames have we? 6-7? Huh Asshats? I know it's hard to tell because you all are SO NOT funny, but not everyone can be Don Rickles, especially you people, you sullen, drooly, dullwitted retreads. It's tough to roast some hump ya never met in some far off place, now isn't it Forrest? Yeah, that's the excuse. I contend that you are all just a heap of animated compost. You all have that in common. You ALL think YOU'RE something, and what that is is shit with momentum, ready for fodder for the next 'ashes to ashes' dance. Doe eyed STUPIDS with heads up asshole, auto-anal-headfuckers to the end. A bunch of 'nobody loves me' insecure pansies that want want want like little pig sucklings, and are just as frail and pathetic and would look nice on a spigot.
I DID NOT SAY SORRY, SO FUCK YOU, YOU FLAMEY INTERNET PEA-BRAIN FLAME ME ABOUT BEING BACK IN THE THREAD WILL BE DEEMED FLAMEY INTERNET GIBBERISH BY ME LIKE USUAL, YOU STUPID FLAMEY FUCKWITS
Joined: Wed Feb 28 2007, 12:14am
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Well, at least BellowingQueer's getting better. But that doesnt mean he's not the dumbest dropping to ever slide from a dirty bums bloody bung hole. I'll tell ya, people think that pre-pubescent poons with perforated pole-holsters like the one resting on top this giddy gits narrow sholders can't muster anything worth reading, even in the john - Go Jello, keep up the mildly amusing work.
And Love-Tunnel-For-Worms, You live for giving these long, boring, verbal-suck-jobs to anyone who you think pays your waiting-dog-like-self a "courtesy kick" in the teeth, but what I wanna know is; who told you that blow jobs actually entailed puckering your pouty pud-tunnel and emptying the contents of your blackened, old geezer lungs on the head of someones ham? Just because the term has "blow" in it doesnt mean you have to set some sausages sails for the semen seas, stupe. You should know this by now, however, in case you don't, you suck. And not in that nice "Hi, Uncle Chester, take me camping again, please!" sort of way you grew up on.
Sloshed, I suggest looking into your Alzhymers condition, you seem to forget that you've no business "playing with the boy boys" in the flaming arena, you pinched off O-offering that lived. Everyone in this forum (with the exception of Pud-Snarf) has baseball bat cracked your fucking racing striped, helmeted head into so many shards of shit that I'm beginning to think that the regulars here are actually starting to feel guilty for picking on the creativity challenged.
Asp(Corn)Holed (as well as the rest of you 'tard-droppings), Just end your game of Russian Rimette, drool me a callout and I'll basically break off your widdled worm, grab some thread and sew a button onto some pants I've been meaning to fix with it. You're about as able as Kane, and you're ALL virtually caned as long as I'm Able. As far as stepping up to me, you're all completely out of your league, much like Jonathan Brandis in "Ladybugs".
Joe Pesci fucking knows that if any or all of you engage the awe-inspiring Goliath of eyebrow-melting heat before you that I'll spear-chuck your toothpick-thin frames right down a random gutter one of you calls "mom". Every fucking douchebaggian one of you colon-kissin' creamcakes know I'll verbally assist you in opening your cyber-wrists for everyone's amusment at every twist and turn of your weak-fuck, wang-wrangling personas.
Now close your clattering clams before I break out the hose.
Joined: Wed Feb 28 2007, 12:14am
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I've already set you all straight, and in ONE POST, might I add? And OVERALL I've punched you cockcicles out more times than Kirstie Alley's "free scoop after 12 visits" card from Baskin Robbins.
I'm still waiting for any of you cunts to make a slime trail from your toxic-tuna-holes that leads into a callout thread for me.
BluntFart may be the Beer Bitch here, but he earned it by calling me out properly and taking me on, man to ... well ... he tried ... yeah ... it's a lot more than any of YOU have ever done here!
Get your practice in this thread, I'm sure your collective tsticles will descend soon enough. ... but until then, I'll bubble-bobble your soft heads for a bit in here before I Gallagher-Smash your watermellons for good.
Now, this is where all of you scared asswipes insert your heads into that gaping camel cunt of yours and jump in hopes you'll disappear before I actually utilize this place for what it's meant for and lay the serious smackdown in this forum.
Joined: Wed Mar 16 2005, 01:18am
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You're about as funny as Jay Leno Talkin bout Kirsty Allie and smackdowns. Gallagher. Talk about not funny. WWF not funny. Is an Air Supply based joke far behind? Like I said in a previous post, these people all blindly worship you. They are also unfunny. Why they would worship a mullet headed hick with copius tartar control issues is beyond me. Perhaps they marvel at how you are so at ease and comfortable when discussing bungholes and gaity. There is nobody else to bother with dissing, besides hayley, as she remains the only one with stones. So, nobody to diss, plus you are such the boy-anal savant, so no one has shit to say. I'm new and pompous, and don't give a rat fuck. Heck, I'm not funny. I admitted that before, but no one noticed. cunts.
I'll fucking run so many rings around you asswipes that if I took a leak in front of you you would have your own personal moat of piss. You could then use your protruding jaw as a draw bridge to allow the legions of head lice to march out of Fort Fucktard and forage for something of substance cos theres fuck all of it between your Yoda ears McSquirts.
Joined: Wed Mar 16 2005, 01:18am
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I'd like to see that. I wonder if your 4' 8" body and bowl-cut hairstyle will affect the performance? So, did you find your 'penis' yet? I heard you thought you found a pubic hair, when suddenly piss came out of it. I also hear your 'cock' (I don't want to be loose with the term) is so tiny you could pollenate a tulip with it. haha, a tulip. You are also a dumb and unfunny lacky, with spent ideas that Thrash has seen so many times before.
