Joined: Wed Feb 28 2007, 12:14am
Location: Under Your Mom's Meat Flaps!
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x callogen rock: thrasssssh ThrashInc: sup, baybee? x callogen rock: hey. ThrashInc: get any good ass love lately? x callogen rock: [Click, Dick] i just found a funny picture of me. it's from halloween. ThrashInc: nice .... it's cute, I like it ThrashInc: you look like you're getting ass love in it x callogen rock: close. i was getting hit on my a scary guy. x callogen rock: but he was buying me drinks. haha. ThrashInc: while giving you ass love? How sporting of him! x callogen rock: hahaha. x callogen rock: but i was trying to tell my friend taking the picutre "please. save me" ThrashInc: They did. They took a pic in case he killed you. x callogen rock: hahaha ThrashInc: i mean he was already in your ass, all that was left was to destroy the evidence x callogen rock: whoo boy ThrashInc: I mean, you're a grown-up, you know how these things work x callogen rock: no i dont. not at all. x callogen rock: did you come to connecticut and not tell me? ThrashInc: oh, well then print out this conversation and keep it in your purse for then next time you go out x callogen rock: shut up x callogen rock: haha. x callogen rock: i dont have a printer ThrashInc: oh, well, email it to your phone x callogen rock: i dont have a cellphone ThrashInc: oh ... x callogen rock: i reverted back to the stoneage ThrashInc: well then stare at this for 5 hours and 22 minutes to remember it x callogen rock: okay, ThrashInc: so that you'll see it "written on the wall" wherever you go. x callogen rock: eek x callogen rock: when are you coming to visit? ThrashInc: I'm sorry, but I care, Liz ... It's what's necessary for your safety x callogen rock: and the safety of my ass? ThrashInc: oh, no .... we don't care care about that; he was using it for it's actual purpose ... it's just the aftermath that gets a little, pardon my words, "hairy" .... x callogen rock: ewwww ThrashInc: i know i know ThrashInc: it'll be ok ..... =======================
ThrashInc: i wanna put a burrito into a taco ... ThrashInc: however, I can't because it has a sauce problem at the moment. Fuse1138: Aren't they just about the same thing? Except for the consistency of the tortilla? ThrashInc: no, not at all Fuse1138: maybe not. ThrashInc: See, I have this burrito and it's filled with cream cheese right now Fuse1138: sounds absolutely disgusting ThrashInc: however, the taco's got an overflowing sauce problem, it's had it for, like, 3-4 days now Fuse1138: Sauce has been pouring out of this taco for 4 days? ThrashInc: yeah Fuse1138: Did you buy it in el Twilight Zone? ThrashInc: I mean, I can peel some chili to solve one part of the problem, though, I guess Fuse1138: Didn't Taco Bell already do this? The gordito Fuse1138: ? ThrashInc: uhm, the founder's parents did, or so I'd think ThrashInc: ok, off to Taco Bell ... bbiaf Fuse1138: ahh Fuse1138: seeys. Fuse1138: Think I'm gonna get offline for awhile. Take a nap and heal. ThrashInc: oi ThrashInc: ** MUAH! **
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Beagle***: hi there ThashInc: Do you own a beagle? Beagle***: why? ThrashInc: cause i really wanna have sex with one Beagle***: ok ThrashInc: tell me about it Beagle***: ive never had sex with it ThrashInc: no, I mean just tell me about the beagle, I'll take care of the rest. Beagle***: really? ThrashInc: yeah, but if i reply slowly it's because i'm typing with one hand Beagle***: well, its my cousins ThrashInc: go on ... Beagle***: ok, well, she's small and cute. black and white Beagle***: she's the best and named snoopy ThrashInc: mmmmmmmm ... go on Beagle***: and she plays with the cats ThrashInc: mmmmm, ohhhhhhhh ....... thanks, i don't need you to say anymore Beagle***: whys that? ThrashInc: well, let's just say I 'Linused' Beagle***: oh ThrashInc: I need to wipe off the keyboard, hang on ThrashInc: asdljf;sldkfjsdljewuir Beagle***: what? ThrashInc: shhh, i'm getting ready .... ThrashInc: ** drinks a Red Bull while taking a Viagra ** ThrashInc: ** watches wings grow out of his 'Charlie Brown' ** ThrashInc: ok, ready .... keep going Beagle***: well, i'll just give you my cousins screen name and you can talk to her ThrashInc: no need ... ** goes and chases the cat ** Beagle***: ok, bye
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ThrashInc: Hi, will you help me to molest a monkey in the morning with a Mormon's Mom's motorcycle motor on Monday? Caidem: mmmmmmm nothing turns me on like alliteration ThrashInc: i know Caidem: /me swoons Caidem: who told you about my alliteration fetish? ThrashInc: might u make more? ThrashInc: all the assholes around antisocial are aware of your alliteration ailment Caidem: not exactly an ailment though thrashy darling ThrashInc: shhhhh, somebody said something similiar Sunday Caidem: alright dont overload my system here ThrashInc: ok ... how's today? sinking sadness or simply spectacular? Caidem: muddling medocrity ThrashInc: Wow, what wonderful yet worrysome a way. Caidem: aaaaarrrggghhhh!
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Caidem: grrrrr Caidem: so........... ThrashInc: yes? Caidem: alliterate me baby ThrashInc: elegant elephants everywhere ..... enjoy eating eggs! Caidem: mmmmmmmmmmm mooore ThrashInc: how Harry held his hammer hard, hell, how hideously hand to handle! Caidem: oh wow Caidem: boy can you alliterate ThrashInc: yes, you. us yankees Caidem: so what are doing awake still dearest? ThrashInc: sitting solemn still not slumbering, silly ThrashInc: wait, where was Waldo when Wayne walked West? Caidem: oh my ThrashInc: Interesing, I interpret idioms in an illiterate idealism ThrashInc: Cross the corner, corinne crapped in Chris' curb's crack. ThrashInc: ** head pops ** Caidem: um its not corinne Caidem: erm or was that just a name pulled out of a hat and not in reference to me? ThrashInc: correction, Corrine crapped continuosly calling cross the corner to Colleen's collie, Cambridge. ThrashInc: yes, you. Caidem: and i dont remember telling you that my name was anything other than corrie Caidem: lucky guess on your part? Caidem: dedeuced by my spelling of corrie? ThrashInc: perhaps, perchance possibly it piqued a performance of my pink and gray pubic place, pulling 'Corinne' precariously from pleasant posterior places? Caidem: its not Corinne!!!!!!!!!! arg Caidem: CORRINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Caidem: but its neither actually, im Corrie dammit ThrashInc: wrong woman. ThrashInc: ??? Caidem: arg, i think im going to go to bed
Joined: Wed Feb 28 2007, 12:14am
Location: Under Your Mom's Meat Flaps!
Posts: 14373
This is stupid, but it's cute .... ===================
eelizabeth x: very large. ThrashInc: yes, my penis is eelizabeth x: im sure eelizabeth x: you should know i met a new guy, and he has a monster wang. ThrashInc: bigger than mine? and will you take his in the pooper? eelizabeth x: i don't think he's the poop-chute kinda guy. eelizabeth x: though his name is dave, and you know what they say about daves... ThrashInc: yeah eelizabeth x: ThrashInc: if you stik it out, he'll lick it eelizabeth x: heh eelizabeth x: this one is shy and a little stupid. he pretty much has to be told what to do. which is fine. ThrashInc: easier to train, eh? eelizabeth x: yeah. works for me. ThrashInc: "Lick here" "stick it here" .... "suck this" ... "get me some water" .... "repeat" eelizabeth x: haha. yeah pretty much. ThrashInc: nice ThrashInc: and he's got a big wankie and will do what you say any time you say it? eelizabeth x: actually eelizabeth x: i haven't slept with him yet, so i don't know about any of that, and i've only met the big wankie once, but i was very impressed. ThrashInc: how so? ThrashInc: did you meet wankie ThrashInc: and not take it in the bung? .... erm .... you know eelizabeth x: we had a hotel room new year's eve. eelizabeth x: well eelizabeth x: we had a hotel room eelizabeth x: which we were sharing with a couple friends ThrashInc: and no fuckie-fuckie? eelizabeth x: but it was like, divided, into a bedroom and a living room area by a partial wall ThrashInc: yeah, and? eelizabeth x: so i was feeling a little bold and he had a boner, i could feel it through his pants... so i unbuckled his pants and pulled it out... and things were just getting to the good part eelizabeth x: when eelizabeth x: the phone rang eelizabeth x: and it was the police eelizabeth x: calling to say that my car had been involved in an accident ThrashInc: you were divided by a grundle, and he shold have split it with the big willie eelizabeth x: and they had tracked me down to our hotel room ThrashInc: what? eelizabeth x: haha. yuck. ThrashInc: how'd that ..... what? ThrashInc: who crashed yer car? ThrashInc: the fuck? eelizabeth x: so yeah my car got stolen and crashed and then we put his big wankie away, and spent the rest of the night at the police station. ThrashInc: stolen? ThrashInc: from the hotel? eelizabeth x: yep ThrashInc: no wankie? eelizabeth x: nope. ThrashInc: ** sigh ** ThrashInc: and none since? eelizabeth x: yeah. eelizabeth x: nope. eelizabeth x: i made out with him at the club last night but it was in public so yeah, no wankie in public. ThrashInc: why not? ThrashInc: and what club? ThrashInc: Ct has clubs now? eelizabeth x: not really club eelizabeth x: not club at all eelizabeth x: i just said that because i'm lazy ThrashInc: where? eelizabeth x: my friend dj's an 80s-indie typa night at the webster underground every month. ThrashInc: in hart-fart? eelizabeth x: [Click, Dick] eelizabeth x: yeah eelizabeth x: actualy i think they're now shagfrenzy.com ThrashInc: nice eelizabeth x: yep. ThrashInc: yet, ironically, you didn't have a shag frenzy with Dr. Big Pee eelizabeth x: yeah. i totally picked up on the irony of that, thanks, ThrashInc: good, good .... can't just let that shit go by eelizabeth x: i wouldn't expect you to eelizabeth x: not you eelizabeth x: haha ThrashInc: yeh, i'm good lke that ThrashInc: I have a good penis .... I stroke it and speak tenderly to it often ... it deserves it ThrashInc: do you? eelizabeth x: tenderly stroke your penis? eelizabeth x: not that i can recall. ThrashInc: have one like that ThrashInc: ... didn't think so! ThrashInc: then again, i don't have a clitoral hood to pierce .... so ...... eelizabeth x: haha ThrashInc: so when is dumb-dr-big-pee gonna split you like a banana .... (more irony, i know) eelizabeth x: well he's supposed to take me out today/tonight eelizabeth x: but i dont think we' eelizabeth x: ll do it. eelizabeth x: he's too nice. ThrashInc: so take him ... what's the problem? eelizabeth x: yeah i might ThrashInc: say, "I wat pee-nee" ThrashInc: NOW! eelizabeth x: hehe ThrashInc: "He's the one I call Dr-Pee-Nee, he's the one to stuff 'liz-beth" .... I like it, in fact 'm singing it now. ThrashInc: have you ever taken a penis that big before? you know, since we've never done the deed .... eelizabeth x: i'm not sure eelizabeth x: i dont think quite that big ThrashInc: and, for that matter, have you ever been in a Turkish prison? ThrashInc: not that big, eh? is it long, fat, both, your hands shrink; what? eelizabeth x: it's long and fat. eelizabeth x: both. ThrashInc: ahhh .... i like mine long and fat .... well, mine, not others trying to accost me with theirs ..... ThrashInc: so, exactly how far did you get with him in the hotel room before the cops called? ThrashInc: * tick tock * eelizabeth x: his penis was in my mouth. eelizabeth x: when we finally got back to the hotel room i was so mad and i'd been crying so much and i was so ridiculously mad at the people still in the hotel room i came back and the sun was already up and i just slept for the four hours until checkout. i was so not in the mood to start anything up again. ThrashInc: in your mouth ... wow ..... ThrashInc: hmmmm ThrashInc: close, but no .... well, I suppose it's like a cigar ... eelizabeth x: no, not at all eelizabeth x: haha ThrashInc: well, size-wise eelizabeth x: yeah eelizabeth x: haha ThrashInc: or is he not black? eelizabeth x: hes not eelizabeth x: haha
Ok....Will someone kick this guys ass for me....Look at the way he is talking to me...Fucking sleez.
To cut a long story short, One night stand, Long Long time ago, ...He now live round the corner from me, how fucking strange!!!
OK you wanna play ruff ok SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND ok you wanna play ruff FLTD 3 says: hi
xXHayleyXx says: Hiya!
OK you wanna play ruff ok SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND ok you wanna play ruff FLTD 3 says: howz u?
xXHayleyXx says: Ahh ok.. got a bit of a bad head...But oherwise ok
xXHayleyXx says: You?
OK you wanna play ruff ok SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND ok you wanna play ruff FLTD 3 says: knackered and in need
xXHayleyXx says: of what?
OK you wanna play ruff ok SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND ok you wanna play ruff FLTD 3 says: (picture of two people having sex)
OK you wanna play ruff ok SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND ok you wanna play ruff FLTD 3 says: lol
xXHayleyXx says: Isn't that what your gf is for?
OK you wanna play ruff ok SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND ok you wanna play ruff FLTD 3 says: well yea but she aint ere and im not seein her 2nite shes goin out ova to loughbrough
xXHayleyXx says: Well why aint you going?
xXHayleyXx says: You could go together..
OK you wanna play ruff ok SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND ok you wanna play ruff FLTD 3 says: i got work at 6 in da mornin
xXHayleyXx says: thats an early start.
OK you wanna play ruff ok SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND ok you wanna play ruff FLTD 3 says: yeah its same evry satday
OK you wanna play ruff ok SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND ok you wanna play ruff FLTD 3 says: its only till 12 tho
xXHayleyXx says: thats cool. So why doesn't she stay in with you?
OK you wanna play ruff ok SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND ok you wanna play ruff FLTD 3 says: she wont
OK you wanna play ruff ok SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND ok you wanna play ruff FLTD 3 says: she wants to go out wid her m8 so fair enuff i go out wid my m8s wen i want
OK you wanna play ruff ok SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND ok you wanna play ruff FLTD 3 says: ive got da car all nite 2nite if i want it aswell
xXHayleyXx says: Is that ment to mean something....why do I want to know that.
OK you wanna play ruff ok SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND ok you wanna play ruff FLTD 3 says: got nowt to do tonight So i was thinking I might pop over otherwise i'll stay in
xXHayleyXx says: Ah.. Im getting pizza soon!
xXHayleyXx says: WOO!
OK you wanna play ruff ok SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND ok you wanna play ruff FLTD 3 says: cool
OK you wanna play ruff ok SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND ok you wanna play ruff FLTD 3 says: u goin out 2nite?
xXHayleyXx says: Nope.
xXHayleyXx says: Not tonight. Next weekend Im out.
OK you wanna play ruff ok SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND ok you wanna play ruff FLTD 3 says: where u goin?
xXHayleyXx says: Leicester, why do you want to know?
OK you wanna play ruff ok SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND ok you wanna play ruff FLTD 3 says: cool.i mite go out 2moz nite yet, do want to come out with me?
xXHayleyXx says: cool... but no.
xXHayleyXx says: bet you miss me, we used to go out alot!
xXHayleyXx says: hehe
OK you wanna play ruff ok SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND ok you wanna play ruff FLTD 3 says: yea dats not all i miss
OK you wanna play ruff ok SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND ok you wanna play ruff FLTD 3 says: hehe
xXHayleyXx says: Yeah well Its the one thing I DO NOT miss.
xXHayleyXx says: haha
OK you wanna play ruff ok SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND ok you wanna play ruff FLTD 3 says: Why do you say that?
xXHayleyXx says: haha, You tell me.
xXHayleyXx says: You are so trying to get in my pants right now.. Its obvious! Its so fucking lame.
xXHayleyXx says: haha..
OK you wanna play ruff ok SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND ok you wanna play ruff FLTD 3 says: im not but it wud b nice to reminice sometym .
OK you wanna play ruff ok SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND ok you wanna play ruff FLTD 3 says: it was gr8 i loved it
xXHayleyXx says: Its nice to be told that, But I dont care.
OK you wanna play ruff ok SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND ok you wanna play ruff FLTD 3 says: its a shame it dint carry on cus the sex was da best
xXHayleyXx says: Ayway.....So hows ****? Last time I saw her I got the felling she didn't like me.
OK you wanna play ruff ok SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND ok you wanna play ruff FLTD 3 says: shes ill agen lol
xXHayleyXx says: Ill again!
OK you wanna play ruff ok SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND ok you wanna play ruff FLTD 3 says: shes allways being ill lol
OK you wanna play ruff ok SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND ok you wanna play ruff FLTD 3 says: Iv got the car tonight, and Iv got no one to go out with
xXHayleyXx says: so what...get your gf
OK you wanna play ruff ok SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND ok you wanna play ruff FLTD 3 says: tell james that a friend has called and that you want to go out for a drink with her coz shes feeling abit down, then we can go and fuck in the back.
OH GAWD THRASH that shit was funny as hell man. those are realconversations you have with people?? I was laughin so hard over here I was about to piss myself.
Hayley, that dude was an ASS you should try and clue his Girl in. SHe needs to know
