Good evening ! Bill O' Fuckface with the O'fuckface Factor....
This just in....Reportedy the contestant named "Wanker"
Has been reported missing at a local truck stop after vanishing mysteriously after being seen soliciting sex from random customers in the parking lot !
His abondoned 1973 pinto was found nearby
Wanker was SUPPOSED to face Lavernios -
In the April callouts at the Thrash inc., but unfortunatly Wanker is missing or possibly dead from horrible masterbation accident!
Taking his place, an unkown darkhorse contestant named crzzy1 has decided to take the Wankers place....
Crzzy1 is dowstairs but is apparently having difficulty getting in the elavator due the size of his enomous penis.. The massive appendage got caught in the door so he is taking the stairs instead...
While we're waiting we have "Thrash" here...
Mr. Thrash...what are your comments on the situation ???.....
I dun fuckin know, I'm to drunk to talk to yur fuckn' ass now.. Get the fuck outa my face ya tard !
And we have "Suze" here too
I wanna see his penis !!
Thank you Suze...
Ok we have czzy1 here....WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING CRZZY1 ??
Oh just having a little snack...the last guy who called me out !
Sir, how do you feel about this callout ??
I dont fucking know...i have no idea who theis fucktards are...do I gotta teach this Lavern motherfucker how to flame or what ?? I saw some of his shit, and my 12 year old could reduce this festered spoogehead into shredded feces in a new york second. What the fuck, what the fucking fuck !
Well there you have it folks...well have more on this story as it developes.....
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Okay Wanker II
You do realize this flame is between yourself and I, do you not? Blind flames are a bit of a challenge, but I have faith you will utter enough doofy slack-jawed clap-trap for the both of us.
Ayut.
So those pictures ya posted ... Are they something you google for fun-boy? What are the search parameters? It's good to see someone with such command of bbs code, but it's going to be my guess it took you no less than 7 hours to compile the above post. Your post style smacks of an induvidual with the dual curse of 1st cousin parents and toilet training at gun-point. IE dumb and anal-retentive.
While I got you down on the floor with my boot firmly planted on your mellon I might as well explain a few things to ya.. This aint my first BBQ laughing boy... You obviously have way to much brain damage even for this silly shit.
You coudn't have made this easier for me to crush your lameness with your opening little nick flame, and fat- gimp ravings (that obviously are caused by your own pathetic self image) Not to mention the incoherant babbling you just posted.
And when some puss-fart backs out of a callout I feel their fair game for anybody to flame. AND if I wanna flame the whole fuckin planet I'll do that in a callout too, this is for MY entertainment
dipwad.
It must be hard going through life with just a brainstem, but somehow you manage to get on the internet and be here just for me to bitchslap into oblivion.
- thanks Lavern
P.S. heh- I do like your lil photoshop...so i drew you a simular quality cartoon for you about flaming and most likely your life.
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Okay, finally. This crzzy pigmy has tossed me a recognizable insult (somewhat).
Not to get all hi-falootin on yer midget ass, but this 'flame' from you has nothing to do an oblivion bitchslap. Also, you can jack off the rest of the board with yer schmaltz and misdirected 'flames', but this fucking callout thread is Lovernios vs. Crzzy1. This is not a thread for you to glorify your feebleness with your pseudo-insults and quasi-masculine toughy ness towards others. I'm quite sure you can channel enough ignorance my way.
I did'nt realize I was picking on someone this increadibly fucked up. Yes even a brainstem is a terrible thing to waste.
Just for shits and giggles I googled LAVERNIOUS this afternoon....
FYI Some sort of character in the king aurther ledgends like the prince of somethin or other on the grounds of camolot... ..and now an absurd rock band (of course) that this guy apperently worships and spanks hi 2" monkey to.
It's still obscure enough that whatever a Lavernious actually IS That there is a Lovernious site right at the top of the google seach.....Holy fuck there it is #1
And OMG........OMFG... And there is apparently ....guess who???..... with his own cute little site on the popular free Mywasteofspace.com is lil o Lovernios It's gotta be you...or someone who likes the exact same music
Some nice inspirational affermations to get through life with- (from Loverns friends and/or from the drivel they listen to)
-Grim Hails Brother! Darkness and isolation!
- Hail the true Dark Warriors! You are one. May Darkness bring eternal life.
-Ave Mike... Let?s fuck the heaven... Here finally! 666 ____________________________________________________
Ok...I'm sure this is all cool neato stuff and all... but really isnt this a little over the top with all the spooky evil demon type genre...I mean arn't you just a bit old for this ?? Is this how you want to define yourself when your 60 ?? Grow up fer uh....satans sake !!
heh- I'll quit pickin on you for tonight. I like your photoshops again, I wouldn't mind coppin a few of those myself..
If you have troubles with my flame and the above RL let me know and I'll delete some of it....
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I'm am not going to clear up any incorrectness from the cooze-master, it would take a very long time to explain all the fine points. Coozy1, you got it all wrong pal, read for content next time, not for what suits you.
The fact that you got on google and looked me up is kinda flattering however. My chestnuts are roasting. I might touch myself later, I am inspired. I AM ENCHUBBIED.
So, what is it you listen to for 'music'? Or is it all beyond you? What is your 'art'? How does your instincts guide you in that realm? I'm sure you follow all trends like yer average unthinking lump of human effluent. All into top 40 and Casey Kasem I suppose. Rick Dees n shit. A hot sweaty circle-jerk of star-worship and PEOPLE magazine subscriptions. Must be fun fitting in and being normal eh? Nothing worthy in a path of discovery I suppose, everything seems to be laid out for you, must be simple. No strive to be unique, enlightened, useful, mindful, intelligent, forthright or altruistic to yourself. Happy with the flavor of the day. Happy with whatever the fatcats toss in front of you. No forging your own identity, finding meaning, or unravelling a mystery. Must be nice to be a sedentary wad of non-thought, always reacting with a canned and brainwashed response to the 1% of the filth trying to set themselves apart from tha vast sea of shit out there.
You stink of fear and reek of rotten waste and feral decay. I'd like to watch you tremble and recoil in abject panic while the remorseless hategrinding black clouds of GoatWAR fills your conscious mind. I'm sure you'd make a nice piss/shit stew in yer trendy underpants. How dare you comment on music and artistic expression you don't know shit about! Do you always roll over and bark back what you are told to bark? You are what's wrong with 'things' these days. No one is allowed to think or act in a unique style, there has to be conformity or mindless shits like you can get away with tossing cheap insults in a crowd.
All you see is the inside of the box, and all your thoughts quell up from there. You are the moron ordering double cheeseburgers at Taco-Bell. You are the jobless white guy strutting around in a cockeyed NY Yankee hat. You are the boy Gimp-King, Lord of the land of Lame. You are the pud in the Weezer shirt hanging with other geeky chums at the local Hot Topic. The ultimate follower, walking the heavily beaten path to oblivious oblivion. Programmed by societal preference and Jesus freaks, judging wrong and right, good and bad, dark and light. Well fuck you flat. Your narrow mind will lead to a narrow life. Seems to me 'original thought' and you are like ships in the night. I've no idea what you like, and absolutley do not care, I am only too sure it's mindless, pointless and totally artless. I've put up with putdowns and shitons about what I do and love for centuries now, there is nothing anyone can say that has any affect anymore.
Old? I am ancient and then some, my short-statured fist-flailer. What does my age have to do with my taste? Once again, a tidy notion not fitting into your neat little box of how things should be!
Not finally, I'm extremely pissed you used images from my myspace depicting people I appreciate on very deep levels. These are artists at the forefront of musical expression and musical evolution, they are not looking for fame or your mindless approvals. Your ultra-cheap 'jokes' concerning them have gathered my rancor and vitriolic rage. Pick on me, the comments you chose to amplify here are made by people overseas, their command of english is not perfect. Again, mindless judgements from a programmed perspective. YOURS, dumbfuck. Don't delete them, I'm sure my friends will enjoy the link I've ALREADY SENT THEM. Muhuhahahaha!
Look here: [Click, Dick] There's plenty of pictures and personal information of this asshole to float your narrow-minded boat.
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Mad Lib!
Amusement Parks An amusement park is always fun to visit on a hot summer midget. When you get there, you can rent a lunchbox and go for a swim. And there are lots of cavernous things to eat. You can start off with a hot dog on a/an cheeseburger with mustard, relish, and wifebeaters on it. Then you can have a buttered ear of overbite with a nice slack-jawed slice of watermelon and a big bottle of cold ant whizz. When you are full, it's time to go on the roller coaster, which should settle your sausage. Other amusement park rides are the Dodge-Em which has little oompah-loompahs, that you drive and run into other Mini-mes, and the Merry-Go-Round where you can sit on a big Satan and try to grab the gold Jesus as you ride past.
Well this jus dun got HIJACKED!!1 Look at these 2. Blubbering over my absence. I was out buying contraceptives so i dont accidentally recreate lovernios with a shred of creativity. But alas, mother jokes are pretty lame right? See, i disagree, because surely anything that spawns anyone willing to insult someone by poetic musings is subject to ridecule and abuse beyond the human threshold of emotional scaring. 3 blind mice! 3 Blind mice! See how they run! See how they run? Do you know why theyre running lovernios? Because your revolting passed any degree of tolerance. A fucking poet who insults people, i need to go lay down. You make me want to throw up all over Shakespeares grave, although im sure hes tossing and turning enough right now. I wouldnt want to disturb him with my acidic discontent anymore then you've already brought onto my esophogus. My poor, poor throat, Lovernios, see the pain you cause? This is supposed to be a FLAME WAR, and the only thing INFLAMED is my stomach lining. In fact, i could talk about puke all night. I fluked a Puke inside of your mum. I shot my babies inside of her bum. I wish, i wish she werent so dumb. Brush your teeth, your mouth tastes like scum! Actually to be honest, french kissing her was slightly rewarding, all that plaque contained enough Jack Daniels to give me a buzz, which helped in the initial mating sequence. Going to go lay down now, please, continue with the poems!
Who in the motherland of fuck is this other raging indecency-incarnated penis sore? Stop making fun of Thrash's lazy eye, he gets all dem hoes down in the projects. You couldnt open my can of worms with a bolt cutter you disgusting peice of excementive html. Oh, and for the record, you couldnt take my place even if i lay still and stinking in the ground.
Say tuned kiddies, more puke talk to come after these next couple of disgustingly obvious and unenlightened internet whackjob posts.
You said your peice son, and i'll be damned if you have the last word. Wasnt notified, poof, up came a thread with your undying love for me. Oh, and your girlfriend your scwabbling with inadvertantly invited me here, so why dont you give your fingers a rest.
Whats the matter ?...You can't take a little heat without calling down the wrath of "Goatwar" down upon me :roll:
Should I board up my windows and draw a pentagram circle now ?? Mother of fuck...have you had a bad head injury or something ? Getting upset in a flame war is almost as bad as admitting you hang out at the kwiki-mart trying to lure children with free candy. You would need a lot dude...looking at your picture brought me mental images of the classic Night of the Living Dead.
BTW- I really dont care if you forward this thread to all your friends in their jizz covered leather tu-tu's to come vote for you.
I'll throw you a bone now and quit picking on your lifestyle. I wasn't specificly looking for your website, I just wanted to know what the fuck a Lavernios is....The fact that your website happens to be #1 on the google search is fucking astounding. You must be rather popular in this particular form of "art"...
And oh boy....heres Wanker now!... Evidently TSI's resident expert on STD's and genitile sores.
Here he is interupting this patheticly lop-sided callout to drive even more thumbtacks into larverns battered, ugly-ass, puss filled head... does wanker pull the wings off flys for fun too ?? But he/she/it did remind me to drag out some pics of laverns family for what will probably be my finishing post....
At least your Granmother thinks your a handome lad...
Your Moms a bit busy lately...you should probably tell her to quit e-mailing me....I'm just not interested
You should call your sister too...ditto's
And last of all. Your cyber-sex bf at the furry forum isn't busy this weekend and is willing to travel.
Ok...I guess i have some better things to do now like throw up with wanker...
I would suggest keeping all stimulants and sharp objects
